OCTOBER 29, 1963

Full News Archive

• Headline: Senate Hearing on Freedom of Information. Impact: If only J V Mathis had received the data sooner, the world might have been spared the endless debate about whether Onassis was actually a secret agent or just a really rich guy with a yacht. Instead, we got decades of conspiracy theories and that one weird movie.. Fact: Did you know that the effort to access public information is so tedious, it could be a new Olympic sport? Welcome to the 8-day marathon of bureaucratic red tape!.
• Headline: Atlas Missile Test Fails at Canaveral. Impact: This explosion not only set back missile testing but also sparked a series of unfortunate events leading to a whole range of 'creative' excuses for why the military needs more funding. Who knew a little fire could ignite a budget bonanza?. Fact: Did you know that some scientists argue that explosions are just nature's way of throwing a tantrum? Clearly, this missile was having a meltdown..
• Headline: Cosa Nostra Member Indicted for Tax Perjury. Impact: Plumeri's indictment may have momentarily slowed the Cosa Nostra's tax evasion efforts, but it also inspired every mob movie ever made. Thanks, Plumeri, for keeping Hollywood in business!. Fact: Did you know that the only thing worse than being indicted for tax perjury is probably being the accountant for the Cosa Nostra? Talk about a hostile work environment!.
• Headline: CRISIS ON RIGHTS SEEN BY WARREN. Impact: Warren's observation about the rights crisis was a pivotal moment that led to endless discussions in law schools and coffee shops alike. Who knew that a simple remark could send ripples through the justice system for decades?. Fact: Did you know that Chief Justice Warren's remarks are often quoted like motivational posters? 'You miss 100% of the rights you don't claim!'.
• Headline: COLLINS ELECTED RED CROSS HEAD; Army General Will Succeed Gruenther, Who Is Retiring. Impact: Collins' election may have seemed like just another day in Red Cross history, but little did anyone know it would lead to more people becoming aware of disaster relief efforts and the fact that yes, even generals can have a heart.. Fact: Did you know that leading the Red Cross is probably the only job where you can wear a uniform and not look like a villain? Just ask General Collins!.
• Headline: Police Rescue Miss Keeler From Angry London Crowd. Impact: Keeler's rescue turned her into an accidental celebrity, proving that sometimes being hated can lead to a bizarre kind of fame. Little did she know, she would be the poster child for 'Don't Mess with the Media.'. Fact: Did you know that crowds can be surprisingly fickle? One minute you're a star, the next you're dodging tomatoes like you're in a bad comedy sketch!.
• Headline: Some Records Recovered Following Blaze at Colgate. Impact: The blaze at Colgate not only caused a million-dollar loss but also inspired every college student to think twice before leaving their papers too close to the heater. Who knew fire safety would become a trending topic?. Fact: Did you know that recovering records after a fire is kind of like trying to find your socks after doing laundry? Good luck with that!.
• Headline: U.N. UNIT ADOPTS APPEAL TO ERASE RACE PREJUDICE; U.S. and 16 Others Abstain, Fearing Curb on Freedoms Amendment Sought. Impact: The UN's appeal against racial prejudice was a moment that set the stage for decades of discussions about equality, inspiring movements, and a whole lot of eye-rolling from those who just wanted to keep things the same.. Fact: Did you know that abstaining from a vote is like saying 'I have no opinion' at a dinner party? It’s a great way to avoid conflict while still being part of the conversation!.
• Headline: ENGLEWOOD ACTS ON INTEGRATION; Citywide 6th Grade Opened in Bid to End Imbalance. Impact: Englewood's move to integrate 6th grade was a small step that inspired similar initiatives across the country, proving that even educational institutions can have a late-in-life identity crisis.. Fact: Did you know that trying to end imbalance in schools is kind of like trying to balance a seesaw with a giraffe on one side? Good luck with that!.