OCTOBER 28, 1963

Full News Archive

• Headline: Inquiry Requested on Saigon Buddhist Suicides. Impact: Mrs. Nhu's call for inquiry sparked a series of investigative reporting that inadvertently led to a successful career for a journalist who later became the world's most famous cat meme curator. Talk about a twist!. Fact: Mrs. Nhu was famous for her socialite status, proving that sometimes the most impactful inquiries are the ones that lead to viral internet fame..
• Headline: Commonwealth Fund's Generous Annual Donation. Impact: The Commonwealth Fund's donation ended up being a catalyst for modern philanthropic trends, where billionaires today throw money at problems while ignoring the underlying issues. Thanks, Commonwealth!. Fact: Four million dollars used to be a lot of money—like, enough to buy a small country. Now, it barely covers a celebrity's weekend brunch..
• Headline: List of City Funds Sought. Impact: This funding request led to a citywide panic, as officials realized that the amount requested was closer to 'wishful thinking' than actual budgeting. This inspired future city officials to just start asking for unicorns instead.. Fact: Budgeting is like dieting; everyone says they're going to stick to it, but somehow, pizza and extra funds always find their way back!.
• Headline: CONTEST INTENSE FOR F.D.I.C. POST; Golembe and Randall Lead Field for Republican Seat on Agency's Board BOTH GETTING SUPPORT State-Chartered Banks Are Seeking Stronger Voice to Represent Views. Impact: The intense contest for the FDIC post led to a series of backdoor deals that eventually resulted in the creation of a popular reality TV show titled 'Banking Wars.' Who knew financial regulation could be so entertaining?. Fact: If you think banking is boring, just wait until you see it in Reality TV format—complete with dramatic music and commercial breaks!.
• Headline: GOVERNOR ATTACKS GOLDWATER, KENNEDY. Impact: Rockefeller's comments about Goldwater set off a chain reaction of political alliances that led to unexpected coalitions in future elections, including a bizarre partnership between a vegan activist and a cattle rancher. Only in politics!. Fact: Rockefeller backing Goldwater could have been one of the first instances of political endorsements being more confusing than a 'choose your own adventure' book..
• Headline: Two Receive Catholic Awards For Aiding Interracial Justice; Support by 3 Faiths. Impact: The awards for aiding interracial justice became the benchmark for future social justice movements, eventually leading to award ceremonies that now recognize the best cat videos promoting equality. Progress?. Fact: These awards remind us that sometimes, the most effective change agents are those who can make a great cat video—because who can resist a cat in a bowtie?.
• Headline: RUSK BIDS EUROPE UNITE AND WIDEN ROLE IN DEFENSE; Hints in Frankfurt That U.S. Might Forgo Veto on Use of Fleet's Atomic Arms ERHARD JOINS IN APPEAL Sees Common Market as Hub of Strong Alliance Gen. Marshall Honored. Impact: Rusk's appeal for European unity sparked a series of awkward dinner parties among world leaders, leading to the invention of the 'NATO Salad'—a dish no one really wanted but felt compelled to serve.. Fact: The idea of uniting Europe was popularized over a salad, proving once again that nothing brings people together like a mutual dislike of leafy greens..
• Headline: GOV. HUGHES LAUDS B'NAI B'RITH GROUP. Impact: Governor Hughes' praise of the B’nai B’rith group inadvertently started a tradition of politicians thanking organizations at public events, which ultimately led to endless award ceremonies and the rise of the 'thank you' speech as an Olympic sport.. Fact: If you ever feel unimportant, just remember: someone, somewhere, is probably thanking a group for their existence at this very moment!.