JUNE 24, 1963

Full News Archive

• Headline: Kennedy Withdraws Sons' School Application. Impact: If only Kennedy had pushed for diversity in education, perhaps we wouldn't have had a shortage of comedians in politics today. Imagine a world where humor and governance went hand in hand. The mind reels!. Fact: The London School's lack of diversity didn't just affect Kennedy's family; it also contributed to the long-standing debate on educational equity. Who knew one school could impact so many future comedians?.
• Headline: U.S. Board Asked to Study Bars to a Two-Party South. Impact: This study on the two-party system in the South only reinforced the idea that Americans love to complain about their choices while continuing to vote for the same old tired options. It's like being stuck in a fast food drive-thru – same menu, different day.. Fact: The two-party system has become such a staple of American politics that it's practically a tradition. Kind of like Thanksgiving dinner – everyone knows it can get messy, but no one wants to change it..
• Headline: WAGNER IS PRAISED BY URBAN LEAGUE. Impact: Wagner's praise from the Urban League was like a glow-up moment that inspired others in politics to jump on the social justice bandwagon. If only they knew how much easier it would be to just do the right thing from the start.. Fact: Praise from the Urban League often comes with a side of expectation. It’s like getting a gold star in school – now you have to keep up those grades!.
• Headline: ATLANTIC FARES TERMED MODEST; Trade Organ Calls Cost Low Despite New Air Rates British Living Costs Rise Ship Fares Rise Steadily. Impact: The modest fares on Atlantic travel meant that middle-income families could finally afford to roam the skies, paving the way for the modern-day vacation disaster stories we all love to hear. Thanks, affordable travel!. Fact: Airfare inflation has been a rollercoaster ride, but at least now we can complain about cramped seating and overpriced snacks on a budget. Progress, right?.
• Headline: Governor Lending Painting By Picasso to L.I. Group. Impact: Rockefeller lending a Picasso is like a rich guy showing off his fancy toy; it’s great for art appreciation but does nothing for the starving artist. At least it keeps the art world buzzing, even if it’s just for show.. Fact: Picasso's work is often considered untouchable, but here’s a fun fact: he was once an underappreciated artist too. That’s right, even legends have to start somewhere!.
• Headline: Peking Reports Drought Harming Fertile Rice Area. Impact: Drought in China impacting rice production could have led to future food shortages and agricultural innovation. If only they had thought of a solution instead of just watering the crops – a classic case of hindsight being 20/20.. Fact: The impact of droughts on agriculture is as old as farming itself, but let’s be real – it’s pretty hard to grow rice when the weather is throwing a tantrum. Mother Nature can be quite the drama queen..
• Headline: Yale's Sociology Head Named to Sumner Post. Impact: Dr. Hollingshead's appointment could lead to a new wave of sociological insights, possibly shifting societal norms. Who knew a title could have the power to change how we view society? Just watch out for the wave of academic jargon that follows.. Fact: Sociology is the study of society, but let's be honest – it's just a fancy way of saying, ‘why do people do the weird things they do?’ Spoiler alert: it’s usually because they can..