MAY 27, 1963

Full News Archive

• Headline: Volunteers Rebuild Bayport Girl Scout Camp. Impact: The volunteers' efforts to repair the Girl Scout camp would inspire a nationwide movement where people decide that if they can fix a camp, they can surely fix Congress, leading to a bizarre reality show called 'Political Makeover.'. Fact: Fun fact: The Girl Scouts have a badge for just about every skill imaginable, except for 'Repairing Camp Facilities After a Fire.' Maybe they should add that one!.
• Headline: Port Automation on West Coast Thrives Under a Negotiable Pact; COAST PORT PLAN A SUCCESS STORY. Impact: The successful coast port automation would set off a chain reaction leading to the eventual creation of robots that could negotiate better deals than most politicians—a future where robots run for office seemed inevitable.. Fact: It's hard to believe, but back then, negotiating a labor agreement was as complicated as trying to explain to your grandparents what TikTok is..
• Headline: Iraq and Syria Plots Dim Nasser's Hope for a Union; PLOTS DIM HOPES FOR ARAB UNION. Impact: Nasser's dreams of Arab unity would someday be laughed at in coffee shops around the world, as future conspiracy theorists would insist that a secret society of cats was really behind the chaos in the Middle East.. Fact: Fun fact: Nasser had a flair for the dramatic. He once tried to unite the Arab world with a single anthem, but it ended up sounding like a cat fight instead..
• Headline: Brandeis Trustees Give Lehman Emeritus Status. Impact: Lehman becoming a trustee emeritus would spark a trend of honorary titles that would eventually lead to people having more titles than actual responsibilities—because why do real work when you can just be 'Emeritus'?. Fact: Did you know that being named emeritus is basically the academic equivalent of being put out to pasture? Enjoy your retirement, H H Lehman!.
• Headline: FOLIAGE SURVIVAL IN A-WAR DOUBTED; Important Vegetation Found Less Radiation-Resistant Than Had Been Thought PINES ARE VULNERABLE Tests by Scientists Indicate Only Weeds Might Grow in Region of an Attack. Impact: The revelation that foliage might not survive an atomic war would inspire future generations to embrace indoor plants, leading to a houseplant craze that saw people fighting over succulents at local farmer's markets.. Fact: It's ironic that the plants we thought could survive anything would be less resilient than that one friend's bad relationship. Nature really has a sense of humor..
• Headline: RUSSIANS WARNED ON WESTERN SPIES; Press Charges Diplomatic Receptions Are Used to Gather Intelligence RUSSIANS WARNED ON WESTERN SPIES. Impact: This warning about Western spies would lead to an era of over-caffeinated conspiracy theorists who believe that every delivery person is a secret agent, ultimately resulting in a popular sitcom about espionage in coffee shops.. Fact: Did you know that the Russians were so paranoid about Western spies that they started using code words for everything? 'Coffee' became 'Espionage Elixir'—talk about a caffeine buzz!.
• Headline: Housing Survey Forcing Rent-Control Showdown; Federal Housing Study Forcing Rent-Control Showdown Here. Impact: The showdown over rent control would spark a nationwide obsession with real estate reality TV shows, where people fight over the right to live in a shoebox for a million dollars in rent. Thanks for the inspiration, Wagner Administration!. Fact: Fun fact: Rent control debates have always been more heated than debates over whether to put ketchup on a hot dog. Spoiler alert: there's no right answer!.