MAY 18, 1963

Full News Archive

• Headline: Aging Population Faces Second-Class Status. Impact: This '2D class status' for the aged led to a series of protests that eventually resulted in the invention of stairlifts. Who knew a simple issue could lead to a multi-million dollar industry of assisted living technology?. Fact: The phrase '2D class' was actually a typo; it was meant to say '2nd class', but hey, at least it wasn't a 3D class—a whole new dimension of problems!.
• Headline: Delaware Man Sentenced to Whipping. Impact: This brutal form of punishment sparked a debate that eventually led to the abolition of corporal punishment in many regions, but only after a few more unfortunate lashings were handed out. Talk about a delayed reaction!. Fact: In some cultures, a 20-lash sentence is considered a 'relaxing spa day'. Just kidding; it's still pretty harsh.
• Headline: Enahoro's Bold Stand in Treason Trial. Impact: Enahoro's bold refusal to plead ignited a wave of civil disobedience that rippled through Nigeria, inspiring future generations to stand up for their rights—though it didn't come with a guarantee of a happy ending. Fact: Refusing to plead in court has become a popular tactic for those who enjoy making things awkward for everyone involved.
• Headline: Court Rejects N.A.A.C.P. Plea For Files of U. of Alabama. Impact: This decision solidified the university's reputation as a fortress of secrecy, which ironically led to more transparency efforts decades later—because who doesn't love a good irony?. Fact: The University of Alabama's motto is 'The Capstone of Higher Education'—which apparently also means 'We don't want to share our files.'.
• Headline: COURT BARS U.S.SUIT FOR DESEGREGATION. Impact: This ruling set back the desegregation movement, creating a domino effect that would take years to reverse. It's like trying to fix a broken toaster by just ignoring it—spoiler alert: it doesn’t work. Fact: This case was one of many that made lawyers question if they should have pursued a career in baking instead. At least pies don’t require a civil rights suit.
• Headline: Start Made for Grill at Fair. Impact: The opening of the Century Grill led to an explosion of food truck culture in the years to come. Turns out, people really love grilled food—even if it’s served from a rusty truck!. Fact: The 'grill' referenced here is not the one that cooks food; it’s the one that creates drama at family barbecues. Just kidding, it’s definitely about cooking.
• Headline: PARENTS DELAY ON JERSEY SIT-IN; Englewood Protesters Cite Ruling on Orange Schools. Impact: This delay resulted in a prolonged struggle for educational equity, but it also inspired a very popular 'sit-in' movement in cafes around the country, where people just wanted to sit and complain about their lattes. Fact: Sitting in for a cause is much more productive than sitting in traffic, but somehow both can feel equally frustrating.
• Headline: African Showplace; Addis Ababa fleeting Hall Is Symbol Of Haile Selassie's Goal for Continent. Impact: The construction of the fleeting Hall symbolized a broader pan-African identity, leading to a wave of cultural pride that would echo in future generations. The irony? The hall itself was fleeting—much like the attention span of politicians. Fact: Haile Selassie was not just a political leader; he was also a huge fan of dramatic architecture. Because what says 'I lead a nation' better than a fancy hall?.
• Headline: PARENTS SUE CITY ON LAG IN SCHOOLS; Seek to Bar Interference in Construction and to End Shortened Hours PARENTS SUE CITY ON LAG IN SCHOOLS. Impact: This lawsuit sparked a movement for educational reform that saw parents banding together like superheroes—except instead of capes, they wielded legal documents. Talk about a power move!. Fact: The phrase 'lag in schools' actually refers to the time it takes for parents to realize their kids are learning nothing. Spoiler alert: it's usually longer than expected.