NOVEMBER 13, 1962

Full News Archive

• Headline: Meany and Reuther Resolve Union Dispute. Impact: If Meany and Reuther hadn't come to a truce, we might have seen unions devolving into a chaotic free-for-all, leading to the world's most bizarre reality show, 'Real Union Leaders of America'.. Fact: The A.F.L.-C.I.O. peacemakers probably had more diplomatic skills than most of today's politicians..
• Headline: Tristate Transportation Habits Study Launched. Impact: This study could lead to a traffic utopia or a never-ending debate about whether it’s more efficient to use public transport or just walk everywhere. Spoiler: it’s always walking.. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing faster than a traffic study is the speed at which people will ignore its findings..
• Headline: Peking's Diplomatic Summons to Red Bloc. Impact: Had the Red Bloc envoys not returned for talks, the Cold War might have turned into a very chilly standoff—think ice sculptures and awkward silences.. Fact: Remember when international relations were just a game of 'who can outlast whom'? Yeah, that was a thing..
• Headline: Central Adds to Car Fleet. Impact: By adding more tri-level rail cars, NY Central effectively paved the way for future generations to complain about delayed trains while trying to navigate their schedules like a Rubik's Cube.. Fact: 150 tri-level cars? A bold gamble! Let’s hope they don’t end up in the 'too many cooks spoil the broth' category..
• Headline: Protests Rise in Argentina As Peso Falls to 152 to $1. Impact: The peso’s fall could have been the catalyst for Argentina's tango with economic turmoil, leading to future protests that would be the inspiration for countless protest songs.. Fact: If only the peso could have taken some financial dance lessons to avoid this fall!.
• Headline: U.S. AND JAPAN SPLIT ON FISHING; Bartlett Asks Retention of Curbs on Coastal Harvest. Impact: The fishing dispute could have led to a global seafood shortage, forcing sushi lovers to resort to eating takeout from dubious sources—cue the food poisoning horror stories.. Fact: Who knew that sushi diplomacy could be so fishy? Talk about a slippery slope!.
• Headline: CANADA IS LEAVING MIGRATION AGENCY. Impact: Canada's departure from the migration agency might have triggered a chain reaction of countries re-evaluating their agency memberships, leading to international potlucks instead of meetings.. Fact: Maybe Canada just wanted to be the cool kid who doesn't need to share their snacks anymore..
• Headline: KENNEDY STUDIES STRATEGY ON CUBA WITH CHIEF AIDES; Means of Obtaining Removal of Remaining Offensive Weapons Surveyed SOVIET JETS A PROBLEM Rusk and McNamara Join Talk With U.N. Group on Forcing Compliance KENNEDY STUDIES STRATEGY ON CUBA. Impact: Kennedy's strategy sessions on Cuba could have altered the course of the Cold War, preventing what could have been a very awkward beach vacation for a lot of people.. Fact: It’s funny how the fate of nations can hinge on meetings that happen behind closed doors, like a secret club for world leaders..
• Headline: SINCLAIR AND SKELLY TO BUILD A PIPELINE. Impact: The pipeline construction might have led to a future where energy debates became as heated as family Thanksgiving dinners, proving that everyone has an opinion on pipelines.. Fact: Sinclair and Skelly probably thought they were building a highway for oil, but they ended up paving the way for endless debates on energy policies instead..