FEBRUARY 12, 1962

Full News Archive

• Headline: Hope for American Student's Release. Impact: If only Donovan had a crystal ball, he might've seen that swapping prisoners could lead to a diplomatic friendship resembling a sitcom plot. Maybe we could've avoided a Cold War 'Who's on First?' scenario.. Fact: Did you know that M W Makinen probably had no idea he was about to become the poster child for U.S.-USSR negotiations? Talk about an unexpected career change!.
• Headline: Taiwan's First Liner Arrives in NYC. Impact: The arrival of the first Taiwanese liner in NYC triggered a chain reaction leading to the eventual creation of hipster brunch spots and a fervent quest for the perfect avocado toast. You're welcome, world.. Fact: Fun fact: The coldest day of the year is when everyone decides that a warm welcome is just a suggestion. Welcome aboard, I guess!.
• Headline: New Hope for Pacific Islands Development. Impact: This push for investment in the Pacific Islands sparked a global trend of 'charity tourism,' where wealthy individuals take selfies in front of hospitals while sipping overpriced lattes. Progress!. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'Trust Lands' is just a euphemism for 'We're just going to keep this place a secret from everyone else'?.
• Headline: PAGE TAKES JUMP IN HANOVER MEET; Dartmouth Skiers Win Title --Middlebury Is Second Two Victories Friday Middlebury Takes Jump. Impact: The Dartmouth Skiers' victory may have inspired an avalanche of ski gear fashion trends that led to the creation of 'Ski Chic'—because nothing says 'style' like a neon onesie while plummeting down a mountain.. Fact: Skiing: the only sport where you can spend more time falling down than actually skiing. But hey, at least Dartmouth got a trophy!.
• Headline: RED-MAIL BAN OPPOSED; A.C.L.U. Urges Senators to Bar Postal Bill Amendment. Impact: The A.C.L.U.'s opposition to the postal bill amendment may have inadvertently paved the way for future debates about internet privacy, leading us to the present-day chaos of data leaks and 'Are you listening, Alexa?' moments.. Fact: Did you know that the A.C.L.U. could probably fill a library with all the postal bills they've opposed? But let's face it, who even sends letters anymore?.
• Headline: Beaverbrook Bitter on Trade. Impact: Lord Beaverbrook's desire for Canada to lead in trade negotiations somehow led to the modern-day obsession with maple syrup exports. You can thank him for that next time you pour it on your pancakes!. Fact: Did you know that Lord Beaverbrook's name sounds like a character from a cheesy Victorian novel? But, alas, he's just a dude who wanted Canada to be a trade superstar..
• Headline: Austrian Girl First in Giant Slalom; Marianne Jahn Wins World Race--Joan Hannah, U.S., 3d 'Just a Kid From Zurs'. Impact: Marianne Jahn's giant slalom victory might have inspired a generation of skiers and wannabe Olympians, leading to the eventual rise of reality TV shows about extreme sports. Because who doesn't love watching people risk their lives for fame?. Fact: Just a kid from Zurs? More like a kid from Zurs who's now a national hero. No pressure, Joan Hannah!.
• Headline: U-2 Pilot Is Reunited With Family Under Extreme Secrecy; POWERS TO FACE INQUIRY BY C.I.A.. Impact: The CIA's secretive handling of Powers' return may have inspired countless conspiracy theories, resulting in a modern culture obsessed with 'hidden truths' and secret societies. Thanks, government!. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more secretive than the CIA is your friend's Netflix password? At least one of them is a little less paranoid..
• Headline: COURT PLAN DROPS DIVIDED CONTROLS; Each City-Wide Unit in New System to Have One Head COURT PLAN DROPS DIVIDED CONTROLS. Impact: The court plan dropping divided controls led to a complete overhaul of the judicial system, which now resembles an episode of 'Law & Order' where everyone has a single head to blame for their problems. Spoiler alert: It's always the judge.. Fact: Did you know that having one head in charge might actually make things more efficient? Who knew that common sense could make a comeback in the courtroom?.
• Headline: Albania and Morocco Plan Tie. Impact: Albania and Morocco establishing diplomatic ties likely led to a series of awkward international dinners and cultural exchange programs that nobody asked for but everyone talks about at parties.. Fact: Did you know that diplomatic relations are just a fancy way of saying 'Hey, let's be friends and maybe trade some spices?' Because who doesn't want more spices in their life?.