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HEADLINES ON December 25, 1961
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- Headline: Soviet Warning on Greek Nuclear Stockpile. Impact: In a bizarre twist, this warning led Greece to invest heavily in a new line of Greek yogurt, claiming it was a 'peaceful' nuclear alternative. The yogurt took off globally, and now we have a thriving industry of nuclear-themed yogurt shops.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more dangerous than a nuclear stockpile might be a Greek salad at a poorly run restaurant?.
- Headline: Increased Oil Flow at Aussie Well. Impact: The increased oil flow led to an unexpected surge in Australian tourism focused on oil well tours. A few selfies later, and suddenly everyone thinks they're a 'petroleum influencer.'. Fact: Fun fact: Oil is the only thing Australians can extract faster than their own beer!.
- Headline: Zaretzki Supports Carlino on Ethics Issues. Impact: This political scandal sparked a nationwide debate on ethics that resulted in a new reality TV show: 'Politician's Ethics: The Makeover.' Spoiler alert: it flopped.. Fact: Did you know that political ethics is like a unicorn? Everyone talks about it, but no one has ever seen one in action?.
- Headline: BREAK WITH YEMEN IS HINTED BY CARIO. Impact: Hinting at a break with Yemen led to a series of unfortunate misunderstandings involving a Middle Eastern comedy troupe, which thought it was a new trend for all countries to take breaks from each other. They called it 'Geo-Political Yoga.'. Fact: Fun fact: Yoga is great for relaxation, but it won't help with international relationsβunless you're stretching the truth..
- Headline: President's Father Is Operated Upon; He Has Pneumonia; KENNEDY'S FATHER HAS AN OPERATION. Impact: Kennedy's father undergoing surgery became a catalyst for the creation of an entire genre of 'family drama' films that explore the trials and tribulations of political families. Thanks, surgery!. Fact: Did you know that pneumonia is actually a popular choice for plot devices in many dramas? Who knew illness could be so cinematic?.
- Headline: Five Hungarians Defect. Impact: The defection of these five Hungarians inadvertently inspired an underground movement of defectors who only wanted to escape bad food. They called it 'The Great Escape from Goulash.'. Fact: Did you know that Hungarian goulash is considered comfort food? Apparently, comfort involves a lot of paprika and a touch of regret..
Wall Street Time Machine
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Procter & Gamble
Procter & Gamble - If you invested $1,000 in 1961, it would be worth $586,657 today (586.7x return)
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Philip Morris
Philip Morris - If you invested $1,000 in 1961, it would be worth $23,651,354 today (23651.4x return)