NOVEMBER 15, 1961

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• Headline: Johnson Warns Against Unwitting Support for Communism. Impact: This warning led to a nationwide panic, causing Americans to suddenly question everything from their breakfast choices to their choice of socks. Little did they know, this skepticism would one day inspire the invention of conspiracy theorist forums.. Fact: Did you know that sowing doubt and disunity is actually a popular hobby in some circles? Just ask anyone with a social media account..
• Headline: Congolese Principals' Educational Exchange in NYC. Impact: This visit spurred a global education exchange program that eventually led to the creation of an international teacher exchange reality show. Who knew education could be so entertaining?. Fact: Did you know that P.S. 41 is basically the Hogwarts of New York City? Okay, not really, but they do have some impressive school spirit..
• Headline: Philippine Election: Macapagal Takes Lead. Impact: This election set off a chain reaction in Philippine politics that would eventually inspire several dramatic soap operas. Because who doesn't love a good plot twist?. Fact: In the Philippines, politics is often compared to a telenovela. You never know who will stab you in the back—literally or figuratively..
• Headline: CUT IN OIL COSTS URGED BY BANKER; Lehman Brothers Aide Hits Unnecessary Drilling CUT IN OIL COSTS URGED BY BANKER. Impact: This plea for lower oil prices led to a frantic search for alternative energy sources, eventually resulting in the invention of kale juice as a 'sustainable' fuel option. Thanks, bankers!. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing worse than high oil prices is trying to explain to your grandparents why kale is a thing now..
• Headline: U.S. DENIES DELAY ON TITO AID PLEA; Says Request for Wheat Is 'Under Consideration'. Impact: This denial caused a worldwide wheat shortage that had people hoarding bread like it was the last slice of pizza at a party. Who knew a simple grain could cause such chaos?. Fact: Did you know that wheat is the most popular grain in the world? Not that anyone was counting, but I’m pretty sure there are more wheat-based products than there are Kardashians..
• Headline: 414 Enter Australian Election. Impact: With so many candidates, this election turned into a bizarre game show where the winner got the keys to the country. Who knew democracy could be so entertaining?. Fact: Fun fact: In Australia, voting is mandatory. So, if you're not voting, you're basically committing a social faux pas. How's that for pressure?.
• Headline: EXPLOITING LAID TO THEATRE UNITS; Agents' Union Makes Charge to League and Dramatists. Impact: This charge led to widespread protests in the theater community, inspiring a new wave of musicals about the plight of actors. Broadway has never been so dramatic—oh wait, it always is.. Fact: Did you know that in the world of theater, the phrase 'the show must go on' has a 100% success rate of causing panic attacks among cast members before opening night?.
• Headline: Amherst to Increase Tuition. Impact: This tuition hike triggered a nationwide movement of students who discovered the joys of ramen noodles. Little did they know, this would lay the groundwork for future generations of college students to become culinary experts in instant meals.. Fact: Did you know that ramen noodles have been the unsung heroes of college students for decades? It’s like a rite of passage, really..
• Headline: Britain's Trade Deficit Shrank To 46,600,000 During October. Impact: This reduction in the trade deficit led to a brief moment of optimism in the British economy, only to be overshadowed by the realization that tea prices were still rising. Some things never change.. Fact: Did you know that the British have a love affair with tea so intense that it could rival any romantic comedy? Spoiler alert: The tea always wins..