JULY 29, 1960

Full News Archive

• Headline: Thomas Resigns as T.W.A. Chief. Impact: The resignation of Charles S. Thomas set off a chain reaction that eventually led to the creation of the modern airline industry—because nothing screams 'innovation' like a guy quitting his job.. Fact: Fun fact: Trans-World Airlines was once known for its luxurious flights. Now, we just hope our luggage doesn't get lost..
• Headline: Union Eases Garbage Tie-Up Protest. Impact: The garbage tie-up protest was the catalyst for modern waste management systems. If only they knew they could've just waited for the next season of a reality TV show to air to air their grievances.. Fact: Did you know that protests often lead to more effective negotiations? Or at least, they lead to more people smelling bad for a few days..
• Headline: Erlander Critiques Eisenhower's Remarks. Impact: Erlander's critique sparked a diplomatic row that made future politicians think twice before opening their mouths—like a butterfly flapping its wings in the wrong country.. Fact: Fun fact: Criticizing Scandinavian countries is a dangerous game; they might just send you a subscription to IKEA's catalog as revenge..
• Headline: EXAR FIRST IN ENGLAND; Favorite Triumphs in 130th Running of Goodwood Cup. Impact: Exar winning the Goodwood Cup became the talk of the town, inadvertently inspiring future horses to fancy themselves as the next celebrity. Talk about putting hooves on the red carpet!. Fact: Did you know that royal attendance at horse races is one of the few times people can be both classy and drunk in public? Cheers to that!.
• Headline: ST. CATHARINES LEADS; Ontario Crews Win 2 Races in Royal Canadian Henley. Impact: St. Catharines' win at the Royal Canadian Henley led to a surge of enthusiasm for rowing, which is likely why we've seen so many people attempt to row their way to work instead of using public transport.. Fact: Did you know that rowing is the only sport where you can simultaneously get a workout and throw shade at your competitors? Just row, don't throw!.
• Headline: 12,000 Receive Salk Shots. Impact: The Salk shots distributed to 12,000 people marked a turning point in public health, eventually leading to people voluntarily queuing for needles instead of avoiding them—progress!. Fact: Fun fact: Getting a Salk shot was like getting a VIP pass to the polio-free club. Too bad no one remembers the dress code..
• Headline: Nixon Will Consult New York Leaders; NIXON TO CONSULT NEW YORK CHIEFS. Impact: Nixon's consultations with New York leaders foreshadowed his intense need for validation, which later spiraled into a series of events that made 'Watergate' a household word. Thanks, Nixon!. Fact: Did you know that politicians consulting with local leaders is a time-honored tradition? It's basically like asking your mom for advice before making a bad decision..
• Headline: JURY WEIGHS FATE OF SUFFOLK JUDGE. Impact: The jury deliberating on the Suffolk judge's fate became a cautionary tale for future judges: don't mess with the law or you might end up on trial yourself—who knew justice had such a sense of irony?. Fact: Did you know juries are like that one friend who takes forever to decide where to eat? Only they're deciding someone's fate, and there's no 'just get pizza' option..