MARCH 24, 1960

Full News Archive

• Headline: Portugal's Denial of Angolan Uprising. Impact: Portugal's denial sparked a series of events that led to independence movements in several African nations. If they had just acknowledged the uprising, perhaps we’d be looking at a very different map of Africa today. Or maybe not, who knows?. Fact: Did you know that Angola finally gained independence in 1975? So, Portugal's denial really did just delay the inevitable. Classic procrastination!.
• Headline: Englewood's Vision for Community Preservation. Impact: Englewood’s master plan may have set off a chain reaction of similar community revitalization efforts across the nation. Who knew that adding parks could change the course of local history? Sounds like a utopia in the making!. Fact: Did you know that one-way streets are often viewed as the perfect metaphor for life? You can only go in one direction, and if you miss your turn, well, good luck finding another way back!.
• Headline: Oregon Democrat Sworn In as Newest U.S. Senator. Impact: The swearing-in of this senator might have been a small event, but it could have influenced countless future policies. Who knows? Maybe he was the guy who finally convinced Congress that pizza should be classified as a vegetable!. Fact: Fun fact: Oregon senators have been known to throw some of the best campaign parties. Imagine a room full of people shouting 'We love our trees!' while sipping on craft beer..
• Headline: ROCKEFELLER BOWS TO CAPITOL CRITICS; Scraps Irksome 'Task Force' Label for Special Study Groups He Had Set Up. Impact: By dropping the 'Task Force' label, Rockefeller diverted the public's attention from serious issues to a more vague and palatable term. The art of political distraction: perfected. Who knew it could be so effective?. Fact: Did you know that 'task forces' have been known to produce more paperwork than actual results? Welcome to politics, where the real task is avoiding real tasks!.
• Headline: BROKER DIES IN FALL; Henry H. Balfour Killed in Accident at Jersey Home. Impact: The untimely death of a broker can send shockwaves through the financial markets. One minute you're trading stocks, the next you're a cautionary tale for workplace safety! Talk about a fall from grace.. Fact: Did you know that broker accidents often lead to new regulations? So, thanks to Balfour, someone’s about to have a really boring job ensuring safety in finance..
• Headline: TAMMANY SPLITS DELEGATE POSTS; 4 of 12 Named for National Convention Are Acceptable to Opposition Units. Impact: This splitting of delegate posts could have led to a newfound unity—or a complete disaster at the national convention. It's like a reality show, but with more backstabbing and less talent.. Fact: Fun fact: Tammany Hall was basically the original political reality show. Drama, intrigue, and plenty of 'Who will get voted off the island?' moments!.