NOVEMBER 18, 1958

Full News Archive

• Headline: Eisenhower Meets with NASA Chief Glennan. Impact: Eisenhower's meeting with the Space Chief led to a series of events that eventually resulted in a man walking on the moon. Meanwhile, the Space Chief's coffee addiction contributed to the invention of the espresso machine, which fueled the hipster coffee culture of the 21st century.. Fact: Did you know Eisenhower was more interested in space than in his own backyard? He probably thought the lawn was overrated..
• Headline: American Cardinals: O'Hara and Cushing Elevated. Impact: The elevation of O'Hara and Cushing to Cardinal created a ripple effect in religious circles, ultimately leading to a very awkward dinner party where everyone had to pretend they knew what the Vatican really thought about global warming.. Fact: Fun fact: Cardinals wear red to symbolize their commitment to the church, but it also helps them blend in during tomato-throwing contests..
• Headline: Tragic Fire Claims 16 Lives in Montreal. Impact: The tragic fire in Montreal sparked a nationwide debate about building safety codes, which led to a greater appreciation for fire drills. The only downside? People now have to pretend to enjoy those awkward fire drills at work.. Fact: 16 lives lost, which serves as a somber reminder that fire safety should probably be taken more seriously than buying the latest smartphone..
• Headline: REFUGEES FOUND IGNORED; Former Head of U. N. Agency Asks Issue Be Faced. Impact: The ignored plight of refugees would eventually lead to a series of international agreements, proving once and for all that 'ignoring problems' is a time-honored tradition in politics.. Fact: Did you know that fundraising dinners are where politicians go to eat overpriced food and pretend to care? It’s like a charity event but with more eye-rolling..
• Headline: TEXTILE FRONT URGED; Coalition Is Backed to Fight Foreign Competition. Impact: The push for a textile coalition against foreign competition led to a renaissance in American fashion, which ultimately inspired the greatest American pastime: judging each other's clothing choices.. Fact: Fun fact: The textile industry is like that annoying friend who always wants to start a group project but never contributes. Spoiler alert: It always ends poorly..
• Headline: CATHOLIC WELFARE HEADED BY ALTER. Impact: Abp Alter's leadership in Catholic welfare led to increased scrutiny of church practices, resulting in a series of necessary reforms. Meanwhile, the board meetings probably became the most exciting reality show you never watched.. Fact: Did you know that being a board member in the church is like being on a game show where the prize is eternal salvation? Talk about high stakes!.
• Headline: BRITAIN SUSPENDS FREE-TRADE TALK; Decides to Shelve Project After French Rejection, but Will Seek Others' Views BRITAIN SUSPENDS FREE TRADE TALKS. Impact: Britain's suspension of free trade talks would eventually lead to Brexit; a decision that continues to send ripples through the economy and has left everyone wondering what was so wrong with a little trade.. Fact: Did you know that trade talks are like bad relationships? Sometimes you just need to cut your losses and move on, even if it means being alone at the dinner table..
• Headline: RUSSIAN ATTACKS ON 2 U. S. PLANES CHARGED IN NOTE; Washington Reports Craft Fired On in Baltic, Other Intercepted in Pacific RUSSIAN ATTACKS CHARGED BY U. S.. Impact: The U.S.'s protests against Russian attacks on planes would contribute to decades of tension, eventually leading to more movies about spies and higher ticket sales for action films. Because nothing says 'international relations' like explosions.. Fact: Did you know that being shot at in the air can actually lead to a lucrative Hollywood career? Just ask any actor who's played a pilot..
• Headline: NATO SATELLITE URGED BY JACKSON; Proposal for Joint Effort Is Backed by Legislators of Member Nations. Impact: The push for a NATO satellite led to the modern age of surveillance, where everyone is being watched and nobody can eat a slice of pizza without it being on social media. Thanks, Jackson! You've paved the way for your future overlords.. Fact: Fun fact: NATO satellites are like the ultimate nosy neighbors – always watching but never willing to lend you a cup of sugar..
• Headline: 2 ADVANCES CITED FOR SPACE TRAVEL; Rocket Parley Here Told of New Test Reactor and Ion Engine Laboratory. Impact: The advances in space travel led to a race not just to the moon, but to the stars, ultimately resulting in the invention of space tourism. Now, rich people can vacation in zero gravity while the rest of us wonder how to afford a bus ticket.. Fact: Did you know that rockets are powered by the same excitement that fuels kids at a birthday party? Too bad they don’t come with cake..