AUGUST 20, 1958

Full News Archive

• Headline: Nehru's Army Tackles New Delhi's Water Crisis. Impact: When Nehru decided to put the army in charge of water supply, it set off a chain reaction that eventually led to the invention of bottled water, turning hydration into a luxury item. Who knew scarcity would lead to a multi-billion dollar industry?. Fact: Did you know that New Delhi's water crisis led to the rise of a whole new genre of hipster cafes that specialize in artisanal water sourced from the purest mountain springs? No? Well, now you do!.
• Headline: U.N. Assembly Speaks on Mideast Crisis. Impact: The speeches at the U.N. Assembly sparked a series of diplomatic moves that eventually inspired the creation of a board game called 'Mideast Monopoly,' in which players can procrastinate peace while collecting oil wells.. Fact: Fun fact: Those speeches had more ‘umms’ and ‘uhhs’ than your average college student trying to finish a term paper at 3 A.M..
• Headline: Jordan's Cautious Diplomatic Maneuvers. Impact: Jordan's careful approach to the U.N. led to a trend of political indecision that would inspire countless politicians to embrace the 'wait and see' method, proving that hesitation really is the mother of all bad decisions.. Fact: Did you know that 'treading cautiously' is still a popular sport among politicians? They even have competitions to see who can avoid making a decision the longest!.
• Headline: CURLEY OPPOSES MOVIE; Politician Sues in Boston to Block 'The Last Hurrah'. Impact: Curley's attempt to block the film 'The Last Hurrah' ironically ensured it became a cult classic, as everyone suddenly wanted to see what the fuss was about—thanks for the marketing, Curley!. Fact: Did you know that blocking a movie often just makes it more popular? It's like trying to keep kids away from candy—good luck with that!.
• Headline: Instability in Mideast; Its Increase Provides Background For Dulles Warning on Aggression. Impact: Dulles' warnings about aggression in the Mideast created a ripple effect that eventually led to a game of international 'hot potato' where everyone passed the responsibility around until it combusted.. Fact: Fun fact: The term 'diplomatic warning' was invented at a dinner party where no one wanted to admit they forgot to RSVP..
• Headline: Faisal Quoted as Seeing U.S.-British Aggression. Impact: Faisal's declaration of U.S.-British aggression set off a chain of memes and hashtags that would eventually lead to a new form of online activism—proving that outrage can travel faster than a speeding bullet.. Fact: Did you know that calling something 'aggression' can sometimes be just a fancy way of saying, 'I really don't like what you're doing, but I can't be too direct about it'?.
• Headline: Riesner Meeting Is Barred; Court Upholds Mrs. Davie; Court Bars Riesner's Meeting; Mrs. Davie's Authority Upheld. Impact: The court's decision to bar Riesner's meeting not only upheld Mrs. Davie's authority but also inspired a generation of lawyers to think they can actually control the outcome of events—a bold assumption!. Fact: Did you know that court rulings often make for the most riveting bedtime stories? Just kidding, they don't—unless you're a lawyer..
• Headline: U. S. STATEMENT ASKED; President Is Urged to Take Firm Little Rock Stand. Impact: Eisenhower's hesitance on the Little Rock situation led to the birth of countless slogans about taking a stand, making it a trend for politicians to declare their positions only after the dust has settled.. Fact: Did you know that 'taking a firm stand' often translates to 'let's see how this plays out before I commit'? It’s like waiting for the sequel to a movie before deciding if you liked the first one..
• Headline: Nehru Backs One Phase Of U. S. Mideast Plan. Impact: Nehru's backing of the U.S. Mideast plan created a temporary alliance that would eventually lead to a multitude of international dinners where everyone pretended to be on the same page while quietly arguing over the dessert.. Fact: Did you know that political alliances are often just a fancy way of saying, 'Let's tolerate each other over appetizers'?.
• Headline: U.N. Asian Group Presses For Mideast Withdrawal; India Renews Campaign for Early U. S. and British Action -- Dulles Asks Latin Nations to Reject Plea INDIA RENEWS BID FOR WITHDRAWAL. Impact: India's push for U.S. and British withdrawal from the Mideast became a template for future protests, inspiring generations to shout louder, hold more signs, and possibly lead to the invention of 'protest yoga.'. Fact: Fun fact: The more you press for withdrawal, the more likely it is for someone to come up with a sign that says 'Peace, Love, and Withdrawal'—it's practically a mantra now!.