DECEMBER 25, 1957

Full News Archive

• Headline: Arthur H. Kelly Jr. Milestone December 1957. Impact: Arthur H. Kelly Jr.'s produce empire inadvertently led to the rise of avocado toast as a trendy food item, which then caused a financial crisis among millennials who can no longer afford homes. Thanks, Kelly!. Fact: Did you know that without Kelly, we might never have had the debate over whether fruit belongs on pizza? A true pioneer in culinary confusion..
• Headline: Tribute to Cartoonist Stanley J. Link. Impact: Stanley J. Link's cartoons became the foundation for future political cartoons, which ultimately led to the downfall of several politicians who could not handle the truth wrapped in humor.. Fact: Fun fact: Link's cartoons were so powerful that they reportedly caused at least two politicians to reconsider their life choices... or at least their hairstyles..
• Headline: Eisenhower Appoints New Envoy to Syria. Impact: Eisenhower's appointment of a new envoy to Syria sent shockwaves through diplomatic circles, leading to an unexpected resurgence in international tea parties. Who knew diplomacy could be so cozy?. Fact: Did you know that Yost's favorite tea was Earl Grey? Because, clearly, it was the key to international relations..
• Headline: 13 Die in African Bus Crash. Impact: The tragic bus crash in Africa prompted stricter bus safety regulations worldwide, leading to the eventual creation of the 'Safety First' slogan that is now plastered on everything from school buses to your grandmother's car.. Fact: It's a little-known fact that the bus driver was actually a part-time magician. He always made safety disappear when it mattered most..
• Headline: Rock Fall Routs Hundreds From Washington Heights; Retaining Wall Cracks. Impact: The rock fall in Washington Heights led to the creation of a new urban myth about 'The Curse of the Cracked Wall,' resulting in an influx of ghost tours in the neighborhood. Who doesn't love a good haunting?. Fact: Fun fact: The retaining wall was later found to have a better social life than most residents, given the number of people talking about it..
• Headline: BECKS ATTACK JURORS; Motions for New Trials Charge Irregularities by Talesmen. Impact: Beck's accusations of juror irregularities opened a Pandora's box of courtroom drama, leading to a reality TV show called 'Juror's Got Talent' that showcased the best and worst of judicial antics.. Fact: Did you know that before this drama unfolded, jurors were mostly known for their love of crossword puzzles? Now they just want to be TikTok stars..
• Headline: SAMUEL GALSTON DIES; Official of City Personnel Unit Stricken in Italy. Impact: Samuel Galston's passing led to a sudden influx of new personnel policies that somehow managed to confuse everyone even more, making HR the most feared department in the world.. Fact: Fun fact: Galston was known for his innovative approach to personnel management, which involved a lot of coffee and even more post-it notes..