MARCH 19, 1957

Full News Archive

• Headline: Gang Violence Erupts in East Harlem. Impact: This event led to a sudden surge in gang activity, sparking a nationwide 'Sniper Training for Kids' program, which ironically resulted in a sharp decline in youth sports participation. Who knew? The future of baseball was resting on a rooftop in East Harlem.. Fact: Did you know that rooftop sniping is not covered in the Boy Scouts' merit badge handbook? Just a missed opportunity for a unique badge!.
• Headline: Dulles Reaffirms U.S. Support for Israel. Impact: Dulles' assurances to Israel set off a chain reaction where future U.S. politicians were compelled to use the phrase 'We stand firmly' in every speech, leading to the infamous 'Firmly Standing' political meme in the 21st century.. Fact: Did you know that the word 'firmly' is used so often in politics, it should get its own cabinet position?.
• Headline: SWEDES DISPUTE SOVIET; Deny Charge That 14 Agents Were Sent Into Russia. Impact: Sweden's denial of the charges led to a decade-long rivalry between Swedish and Soviet spies, culminating in a bizarre underground race to see who could build the best IKEA-style spy kit. Spoiler: The Swedes won with a flat-pack espionage setup.. Fact: Did you know that IKEA almost released a spy-themed furniture line called 'Spy & Sleek'? It came with hidden compartments for your top-secret documents!.
• Headline: U.S. JURY INDICTS 4 TEAMSTER AIDES SILENT IN INQUIRY; Brewster and 3 Others, One Also Vice President, Are Held in Senate Contempt U.S. TAX FILES OPENED White House Aids Committee --5 Union Leaders Now Involved With Government Inquiry Resumes Today A Taft-Hartley Violation U.S. JURY INDICTS 4 TEAMSTER AIDES Beck Reveals Tax Payments. Impact: The indictment of Teamster aides effectively put a damper on future union meetings, transforming them into what can only be described as 'The World's Boringest Book Club' focused on compliance and tax filings.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'Teamster' is derived from the ancient word for 'someone who probably has a very complicated tax return'?.
• Headline: New Navy Missile. Impact: The introduction of the Sparrow III missile led to an unexpected arms race among military contractors, who began developing increasingly ridiculous missiles, including the 'Pigeon II' which was more about style than substance.. Fact: Did you know that the Sparrow III was the first missile to be featured in a fashion show? It had stunning aerodynamics but questionable fabric choices..
• Headline: GAITSKELL, IN BERLIN, URGES NEUTRAL ZONE. Impact: Gaitskell's call for a neutral zone sparked endless debates over what constitutes neutrality, resulting in a 50-year-long game of political 'Hot Potato' that left many leaders scrambling for cover.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'neutral zone' is frequently used in family arguments over the last piece of cake? There’s no peace there either!.
• Headline: Cairo Says U.N. Will Quit Gaza Quarters in 2 Days; Distances Involved CAIRO SAYS U.N. WILL QUIT GAZA. Impact: Cairo's announcement to have the U.N. quit Gaza led to a series of diplomatic blunders, where future diplomats were often caught misunderstanding 'quit' as 'take a permanent vacation' from international relations.. Fact: Did you know that the U.N. once tried to schedule a vacation in Gaza, but it was deemed 'too risky'? It’s not easy to find a good beach chair in a conflict zone!.
• Headline: SOVIET BARS HALT IN ITS ATOM TESTS; Khrushchev Tells Japanese Prohibition Must Be Joined by U.S. and Britain Meet For 90 Minutes Rule by Force Denied. Impact: Khrushchev's bold statement during his meeting with Japanese officials resulted in a long-standing tradition of world leaders denying they rule by force, while simultaneously trying to force their opinions on social media.. Fact: Did you know that Khrushchev's denial of ruling by force led to the invention of the phrase 'I’m not bossy, I’m just assertively guiding you towards my ideas'?.