MARCH 13, 1957

Full News Archive

• Headline: Alaskans' Status Sparks Congressional Debate. Impact: The inquiry into Alaskans' status triggered a series of events that led to the eventual statehood of Alaska, which in turn caused a butterfly effect in American culture. Without this inquiry, we might have missed out on the invention of the Alaskan cruise, where tourists seek 'authenticity' while sipping overpriced lattes.. Fact: Did you know that in the early days, Alaskans were so neglected that they considered starting their own country named 'The Land of the Perpetually Cold and Forgotten'?.
• Headline: Hoover Claims Communist Deception. Impact: Hoover's claims about the Communist party's split with Moscow led to a paranoia that swept through the U.S., contributing to the Red Scare, which in turn inspired countless terrible movies. Who knew that a political statement could lead to such cinematic disasters?. Fact: Did you know that J. Edgar Hoover was such a fan of surveillance that he probably would have invented social media if he had access to the internet?.
• Headline: P.W. Herrick Jr. Passes Away in Paris. Impact: The death of P.W. Herrick Jr. meant one less banker in Paris, which is a tragedy for anyone who enjoys overpaying for wine. His absence may have inadvertently led to the rise of a new breed of bankers who are far less charming.. Fact: Did you know that being a banker in Paris is the second-most sought-after job after being a professional croissant taster?.
• Headline: ADMIRAL JAMES, 72, LED BERMUDA BASE. Impact: Admiral James led the Bermuda base during a time when naval strategy was essential. His leadership might have inspired future generations of military leaders, who, thankfully, have used their powers for more than just protecting tourist traps.. Fact: Did you know that Bermuda is actually known more for its pink sand beaches than its military strategy? Talk about misplaced priorities!.
• Headline: U.S. Asks for Egypt's Aid In Keeping Mideast Peace; Envoy Leaves for Middle East U.S. URGES EGYPT HELP KEEP PEACE French Uncertain on Egypt Syria to 'Listen' to Richards Macmillan Sees Cabinet. Impact: The U.S. asking Egypt for help in keeping peace in the Mideast set off a series of diplomatic dance-offs that have lasted decades. This led to the creation of awkwardly polite summits where leaders nod but don’t quite agree.. Fact: Did you know that diplomatic relations often resemble a bad first date? Lots of forced smiles and awkward silences!.
• Headline: Natural History Museum Names Official on Birds. Impact: Dr. Amadon’s appointment at the Natural History Museum might seem trivial, but it sparked a renewed interest in ornithology, leading to the unintentional rise of birdwatching as a popular pastime among introverts everywhere.. Fact: Did you know that birdwatching is one of the few hobbies where you can be as antisocial as you want while still being in nature?.
• Headline: Accidents Toll in Billions. Impact: The staggering accident toll of $10.8 billion made everyone suddenly care about safety. It was the wake-up call that inspired a decade of 'safety first' campaigns, ultimately leading to the invention of the bubble wrap suit.. Fact: Did you know that if you wrapped a toddler in bubble wrap, they would still find a way to injure themselves? It’s a talent!.
• Headline: Goodrich Opens Hot-and-Cold Laboratory for Jet Parts. Impact: Goodrich's hot-and-cold laboratory for jet parts may have seemed like a mundane development, but it led to the creation of jet parts that actually worked. Imagine that! A world where planes didn’t just fall out of the sky.. Fact: Did you know that before such labs existed, the phrase 'flying by the seat of your pants' was taken quite literally by many pilots?.
• Headline: FRAUD JURY IS SPLIT; Jersey City Attorney's Trial Ends With No Verdict. Impact: The split jury in the Jersey City attorney's fraud trial meant that no one got justice, which ultimately inspired a generation of lawyers to make even more questionable decisions—just to keep things interesting.. Fact: Did you know that jury splits are basically the legal world’s version of 'We just can't agree on this, so let’s all go get ice cream instead'?.