NOVEMBER 7, 1956

Full News Archive

• Headline: Polling Place Sniper Attack in Middletown. Impact: The sniper at the polls created a ripple effect that led to increased security measures at voting locations, which eventually resulted in the absurdity of needing a security clearance just to vote. Next up: background checks for your cereal!. Fact: Fun fact: This incident might not have influenced voter turnout, but it definitely gave 'armed democracy' a whole new meaning!.
• Headline: A.F. NUFER DEAD; U.S. DIPLOMAT, 62; Ambassador to Philippines Had Served in Argentina During Peron Regime Headed European Branch. Impact: Nufer's diplomatic career in the Philippines and Argentina may have set off a chain reaction of international diplomacy that led to the creation of the phrase 'It's complicated' in relationships—both personal and geopolitical.. Fact: Did you know that Nufer's involvement during the Peron regime probably had more drama than a soap opera? He should've had a theme song!.
• Headline: THORNTON LEADING IN COLORADO RACE. Impact: Thornton's reelection might have caused a fabric of political stability in Colorado, but it also ensured that the people of Colorado would continue to experience the joy of bland political rhetoric for years to come.. Fact: Did you know that in the world of politics, being re-elected is like winning a participation trophy? Everyone gets one, but nobody really cares!.
• Headline: THE HOUSE AFTER JAN. 3, 1957. Impact: The House's re-election cycle could be seen as a precursor to the endless cycle of political gridlock we witness today. Thanks for setting the stage, guys!. Fact: Fun fact: The House of Representatives—where ideas go to die and where bipartisanship is just a distant memory!.
• Headline: LEO WALLERSTEIN, A MANUFACTURER; Head of Enzyme-Chemical Concern Dies--Invented Aid for Beer Industry. Impact: Wallerstein’s invention for the beer industry may have catalyzed a surge in craft brewing, leading to the hipster takeover of bars decades later. Who knew enzyme chemistry could spark so much irony?. Fact: Did you know that without Wallerstein, we might still be drinking watered-down lagers instead of those fancy IPAs with names like 'Hoppy McHopface'?.
• Headline: D.E. WOODHULL JR., ATTORNEY, WAS 48. Impact: Woodhull's passing may have led to a moment of reflection on the fragility of life, prompting his colleagues to work harder. Or, they just forgot to send flowers and moved on. Who knows?. Fact: Did you know that Woodhull's life was just a warm-up for the dramatic tales of lawyers in movies? They really should've made a biopic!.
• Headline: Reds Blame U.S. in Berlin Riot. Impact: Reds blaming the U.S. for the Berlin riot set off a decades-long debate on foreign intervention that continues to make headlines today. Who knew finger-pointing could be so timeless?. Fact: Did you know that the Cold War was basically the world's longest passive-aggressive standoff? 'You started it!' 'No, you did!'.
• Headline: Vote for President and U.S. Senator in the State and City; Local Assembly Results; Tally in Suburban Areas and in New Jersey State Presidential Vote Vote for Senator City Vote for State Senate and Assembly Assembly. Impact: This election cycle's results might have reinforced the status quo, ensuring that the same old faces and ideas continue to dominate, ultimately leading to a collective eye roll from the electorate. Thanks for nothing, democracy!. Fact: Did you know that local elections often feel like reality TV, except with less drama and more paperwork? Welcome to politics!.