MARCH 24, 1953

Full News Archive

• Headline: William F. Seery: A Special Feature. Impact: William F. Seery's articles inspired a future generation of journalists who decided that getting paid for writing nonsense was their true calling. Thanks, Bill!. Fact: Did you know that William F. Seery was so influential, he almost became the poster child for the phrase 'fake news'? Just kidding, he was probably just reporting on the weather..
• Headline: Landmark Ruling on Racial Equality. Impact: This court ruling set off a chain reaction of civil rights movements across the globe, leading to a world where segregation became as outdated as dial-up internet. Thanks, G Lusu!. Fact: Did you know that the fight for equal facilities often led to more creative waiting rooms? Who knew that equality could also mean cushy chairs and free Wi-Fi?.
• Headline: O. E. Anderson's Notable Legacy. Impact: O. E. Anderson's work resulted in a series of obscure references in history textbooks that only the most dedicated students would notice. Congratulations, O. E.!. Fact: Did you know that O. E. Anderson's middle name was likely 'Exceedingly', as in 'Exceedingly forgettable'?.
• Headline: J. HENRY ERNST Special to THE NBw. Impact: J. Henry Ernst’s contributions to journalism led to a lasting legacy of the phrase, 'It’s just a headline'. Who knew headlines could be so... headline-y?. Fact: Did you know that J. Henry Ernst was actually a time traveler? He just forgot to bring a good story back with him..
• Headline: Moscow Scents Something Sweet. Impact: Moscow's newfound love for sweet scents led to a national obsession with perfume that distracted citizens from more pressing issues, like who would lead the next five-year plan.. Fact: Did you know that 'Moscow Scents Something Sweet' was almost the title of a romantic comedy? Too bad nobody in Moscow had time for love!.
• Headline: Jersey Ex-Principal, 100, Dies .. Impact: Emily L. Miegel's death sent shockwaves through her community, reminding everyone that life is short, and they should probably stop procrastinating their bucket lists.. Fact: Did you know that at 100 years old, Emily Miegel likely had more life stories than your average history textbook? Too bad we only got the obit..
• Headline: Flanders Reiterates Charge. Impact: Flanders’ charges against the State Department ignited a wave of distrust in government institutions that would echo into the future, leading to conspiracy theories about how the moon landing was staged.. Fact: Did you know that Flanders was known for his dramatic flair? His speeches were said to be more riveting than a soap opera cliffhanger..
• Headline: Ottawa Chamber Bars Tass Man. Impact: The Ottawa Chamber's decision to bar the Tass man was the first step toward ensuring that only the most qualified journalists could report on Parliament, leading to a future where everyone had an opinion but few had facts.. Fact: Did you know that the Tass man's absence was so dramatic that it inspired a new category of journalism: 'What Would Tass Say?'.