FEBRUARY 26, 1953

Full News Archive

• Headline: Censored TV for Jury in 1953 Trial. Impact: What if this jury had actually watched those mysteries? They could have solved the case quicker than the police! But instead, they were left wondering if the real murderer was the one who kept changing the channel.. Fact: Did you know that juries are often advised to avoid media? Because who needs facts when you have reality TV?.
• Headline: A Hutchens Receives Motorized Wheelchair. Impact: This motorized wheelchair could have sparked a revolution in mobility, leading to the first Olympic wheelchair race. Thank you, Mr. Hutchens, for kicking off that future!. Fact: Did you know that the first wheelchair was invented in the 6th century? And yet, it took us until now to add a motor. Progress!.
• Headline: NEIGHBORHOOD LIFE HELD HAZY TO PRESS. Impact: Dr. Dodson’s call to understand minorities might have led to a glorious age of empathy, where newspapers actually reported facts instead of sensationalism. But alas, we all know how that turned out.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'fake news' was once just called 'news'? How charmingly nostalgic!.
• Headline: STATE OPENS OFFICES TO AID TAX RETURNS. Impact: Opening offices to aid tax returns might have caused a spike in taxpayer morale—until they realized they were still getting taxed. Surprise!. Fact: Did you know that doing taxes is the adult version of a pop quiz? Except there are no study guides, and you can't use a calculator!.
• Headline: U. S.-BRAZIL EXCHANGE OF MUSICIANS SLATED. Impact: The U.S.-Brazil musician exchange could have led to a legendary fusion of samba and jazz, giving birth to an entirely new genre: 'Sambajazz.'. Fact: Did you know that music can transcend borders? Unless, of course, you're trying to download it illegally. Then, good luck!.
• Headline: Army Unveils 'Deadly Accurate' Radar Anti-Aircraft Gun; ANTI-AIRCRAFT GUN UNVEILED BY ARMY. Impact: The unveiling of the radar anti-aircraft gun may have inspired sci-fi writers to create stories about killer robots and dystopian futures. Thanks, Army!. Fact: Did you know that radar was originally developed to detect enemy aircraft? Now, it's also used to find lost socks in the dryer..
• Headline: SINCLAIR FLAGSHIP ENDS FIRST VOYAGE; P. C. Spencer Brings Oil From Texas -- Individual Room for the 44 Men in Crew. Impact: The first voyage of the Sinclair flagship could have inspired a generation of oil tankers to pursue their dreams of becoming cruise ships. Oil and leisure, a match made in heaven!. Fact: Did you know that the first cruise ship was a converted ocean liner? Talk about a side hustle!.
• Headline: Calling All Children! These Pandas Are New at Bronx Zoo; OUR PAIR OF PANDAS TO GREET CHILDREN. Impact: The arrival of pandas at the Bronx Zoo might have sparked a global obsession with these adorable creatures, making them the unofficial ambassadors of cuteness. You're welcome, world!. Fact: Did you know that pandas spend about 12 hours a day eating? No wonder they're so cuddly; they have a full-time job just munching!.