JULY 2, 1952

Full News Archive

• Headline: Raubinger Becomes NJ Education Commissioner. Impact: If Raubinger hadn't taken over, the entire New Jersey education system might have been run by a raccoon by the end of the decade. Just imagine the SAT scores!. Fact: Fun fact: Raubinger is often mistaken for a superhero in education circles, primarily because he wears glasses and has an impressive library..
• Headline: Doctors Urged to Report Drug Addicts. Impact: This little reminder set off a chain reaction that eventually led to doctors becoming part-time detectives. Who knew a stethoscope could double as a magnifying glass?. Fact: Did you know that reporting narcotics users turned out to be the precursor to the phrase 'snitches get stitches'?.
• Headline: M'Dowell Fund Drive for Music Colony. Impact: Had the fund drive flopped, the music colony would have turned into a karaoke bar. So, you can thank this headline for sparing us from 'Endless Love' renditions.. Fact: The widow in question is said to have a collection of pianos that could rival a Steinway factory. Talk about a legacy!.
• Headline: RIVAL G.O.P. CLAIMS WAX MORE BITTER; Hamilton Clashes With Lodge -- MacArthur Held Dark Horse -- Stassen 'in the Picture' RIVAL G.O.P. CLAIMS WAX MORE BITTER. Impact: This political spat was the spark that ignited a thousand memes. Future generations would use it as a prime example of how not to handle a family dinner.. Fact: Did you know that 'dark horse' in politics actually refers to a candidate so obscure that even their own family forgets they’re running?.
• Headline: FIREMEN SEEK VAINLY FOR DEAD WATCHMAN. Impact: This tragic event led to the establishment of new safety protocols. If only the watchman had a 'watch' that worked!. Fact: It’s a somber fact that many watchmen are often the unsung heroes of the night, but sadly, they rarely get to clock out..
• Headline: Commons Upholds Churchill As He Supports U.S. on Yalu; COMMONS SUPPORTS CHURCHILL ON YALU. Impact: Churchill's support on the Yalu River set the stage for future debates over tea and scones. Who knew a river could lead to endless discussions about biscuits?. Fact: Churchill’s love for the U.S. was only rivaled by his love for cigars. Coincidence? I think not..
• Headline: News and Video Cameras Barred at Convention Hall. Impact: Banning cameras led to the rise of exaggerated rumors, which in turn sparked a reality show concept that never quite left the pitch stage. Thank you, convention hall!. Fact: Without cameras, convention drama had to be conveyed through interpretive dance, which was an unfortunate sight for all involved..
• Headline: G. O. P. CHIEFS BAR DELEGATE HEARINGS TO TV AND RADIO; Committee's 60-to-40 Decision Defeats Eisenhower Group's Bid for Widest Publicity FLORIDA CASE IS SETTLED But It Does Not Affect Vote Fight of Taft and General -- Georgia Dispute Next G. O. P. BARS VIDEO AT DELEGATE TESTS DURING CONFUSION AT G. O. P. NATIONAL COMMITTEE MEETING. Impact: This decision ensured that political drama remained confined to smoke-filled rooms, thus giving rise to the phrase 'what happens in the GOP, stays in the GOP'.. Fact: Fun fact: This meeting was so chaotic that even the chairs were arguing over who would get the best seat at the next debate..
• Headline: BERNARD F. GIMBEL HONORED BY THE ELKS. Impact: Gimbel's honor inspired a generation of Elks to pursue bizarre awards, eventually leading to the creation of the 'Most Enthusiastic Antler Wearer' trophy.. Fact: The Elks, known for their philanthropic work, also have a secret handshake that resembles an awkward prom dance..