SEPTEMBER 10, 1951

Full News Archive

• Headline: Celebrating Miss E. Teresa M'Intee. Impact: If Miss E. Teresa McIntee had not existed, we might have missed out on the great philosophical debate over whether 'E' stands for 'Eternal' or 'Enigmatic.'. Fact: Did you know that middle initials were once considered a sign of intelligence? Guess we all missed the memo..
• Headline: Harbor Accident Costs Surge in 1951. Impact: The spiraling costs of accidents led to a huge uptick in the popularity of bubble wrap, as workers sought safety in ridiculousness. Who knew a pop could be so comforting?. Fact: Fun fact: Workmen's compensation laws were originally designed to protect workers, but they now seem like a cautionary tale for how to make insurance companies richer..
• Headline: EXECUTIVE IS KILLED IN 16-STORY PLUNGE. Impact: Isidore H. Bander's unfortunate plunge from 16 stories sparked a global safety movement, leading to the invention of the 'safety net'—not just for circus performers, but for overzealous executives everywhere.. Fact: Tragically, this event reminds us that gravity is, in fact, a real thing. Apparently, some people need a reminder..
• Headline: Heads Women's Division For Travelers Aid Drive. Impact: Mrs. M. Dickerson's leadership in the Travelers Aid Drive paved the way for countless confused tourists to find their way—and for travel-themed reality shows to flourish. You're welcome, world.. Fact: Did you know that Travelers Aid was started in the 19th century? Turns out, helping lost people is a timeless endeavor!.
• Headline: JOHN M. MULKERN. Impact: John M. Mulkern's legacy continues through the ages, inspiring a new generation of people with the same last name to wonder if they too can have a headline someday.. Fact: Fun fact: John M. Mulkern's name is so common that if you Google it, you might just end up on a list of 'Most Average Names Ever.'.
• Headline: VERDI WORK OPENS VENICE MUSIC FETE; De Sabata Conducts La Scala Artists in Requiem New Stravinsky Opera Tuesday Composer to Conduct An Affecting Interpretation. Impact: The Venice Music Fete was the beginning of elaborate festivals that would eventually lead to Coachella. Thanks, Verdi, for paving the way for thousands of sunburnt hipsters!. Fact: Did you know that Verdi's Requiem is regarded as one of the most powerful pieces of music? Much like the hangover that follows a music festival..
• Headline: PUERTO RICO'S RISE IN ECONOMY HAILED; Survey by Stuart Chase Terms 10-Year Experiment a Guide for Future Joint Action Tax Abatement for Business. Impact: Puerto Rico's economic rise was a butterfly flapping its wings that led to countless vacation deals, making it a go-to destination for sun-seeking tourists and Instagram influencers alike.. Fact: Did you know that tax abatement is just a fancy way to say, 'we won't make you pay taxes, but only if you promise to keep being awesome'?.
• Headline: LAWRENCE L. STRAUSS. Impact: Lawrence L. Strauss inspired a generation of people to realize that having a middle initial is the key to making yourself sound more important. It's all about perception, folks.. Fact: Did you know that the middle initial can add a certain flair to your name, much like a fancy hat? It's all in the presentation!.
• Headline: HARRY ALBERT. Impact: Harry Albert's presence in the headlines is a reminder that sometimes people just want to be famous for being there. Thanks, Harry, for being so... present.. Fact: Did you know that 'Harry' is derived from 'Henry,' which means 'home ruler'? So, essentially, Harry Albert was ruling the headlines, one mediocre mention at a time..