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HEADLINES ON October 5, 1950
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- Headline: Ross Budge: National City Official. Impact: Ross Budge's relatively obscure title eventually led to a secret society of bureaucrats who believed they were the true rulers of the world. Spoiler alert: they weren't.. Fact: Did you know 'National City' is just a fancy way to say 'the place where people argue about parking spots'?.
- Headline: The Legacy of Guy F. Von Kenzie. Impact: Guy F. Von Kenzie just sounds like a name that would eventually lead to the most pretentious book club of the 21st century, where they only read books with at least three syllables in the title.. Fact: Did you know that 'Von Kenzie' is often mistaken for a character in a bad spy movie? Spoiler: he’s not that interesting..
- Headline: CHARLES M. MARELLO. Impact: Charles M. Marello’s unremarkable life led to a time where every 'Charles' was overshadowed by a famous Charles, like Charles Darwin or Charles Dickens. Poor Marello was just left in the dust.. Fact: Did you know that there are more famous Charleses than there are people who remember Charles M. Marello? Kind of sad, right?.
- Headline: OWEN DOMINIC HEALY. Impact: Owen Dominic Healy’s legacy is that he probably had a very common name, leading to a future where Google has to implement 'Owen Healy' filters to avoid confusion. Thanks a lot, Owen.. Fact: Did you know that if you Google 'Owen Healy,' you might just end up with an endless scroll of very average people? Welcome to mediocrity!.
- Headline: 37 BISHOPS MEET D.P.'S; Methodist Church Illustrates the Work It Has Done. Impact: The meeting of 37 bishops was the foundational moment for a future where church meetings became legendary for their endless discussions about soup flavors and hymn selections.. Fact: Did you know that if you put 37 bishops in a room, you'll still get less drama than your average family reunion? Blessing or curse, you decide..
- Headline: Stock Exchange Seat Price Up. Impact: The stock exchange seat price going up resulted in a future where sitting is now a luxury. In 2023, people pay thousands just to sit down at a table without having to stand.. Fact: Did you know that the price of a stock exchange seat could buy you a decent car? But hey, who needs wheels when you can sit in luxury?.
Wall Street Time Machine
JNJ
Johnson & Johnson
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1950, it would be worth $3,433,941 today (3433.9x return)
PG
Procter & Gamble
Procter & Gamble - If you invested $1,000 in 1950, it would be worth $586,657 today (586.7x return)
MO
Philip Morris
Philip Morris - If you invested $1,000 in 1950, it would be worth $23,651,330 today (23651.3x return)