SEPTEMBER 6, 1949

Full News Archive

• Headline: ECA Ambassador Harriman's Homecoming. Impact: Ambassador Harriman’s return triggered a series of diplomatic hiccups that eventually led to the invention of the 'awkward handshake'.. Fact: Fun fact: Returning from Europe always involves a long flight and a lot of jet lag—but did anyone think to pack a souvenir?.
• Headline: Arab Chieftain Is Against Resettlement Of Palestinians on Newly-Developed Land. Impact: The Arab Chieftain's resistance to resettlement sparked a centuries-long debate on land rights, leading to the creation of many overly complex PowerPoint presentations in the 21st century.. Fact: Interestingly, Emir F Shaalam's strong stance can be traced back to an ancient family recipe for stubbornness..
• Headline: Honors Asked for Senora Peron. Impact: The push for honors for Senora Peron inspired future generations to create award shows, giving birth to the ‘best-supporting spouse’ category.. Fact: Honors for spouses have a long history; it's almost like the universe knew we'd need a way to recognize those who put up with politicians..
• Headline: WEST BERLIN HOPE AS STATE IS DASHED; Francois-Poncet Tells Leaders Plan Would Sanction Final Division of Germany. Impact: Francois-Poncet's warning about West Berlin became a catalyst for the phrase 'never say never' as politicians continued to make promises about uniting Germany.. Fact: Rumor has it that in every political meeting since then, someone has used the phrase 'let’s not dash hopes'—and the irony is delicious..
• Headline: New French Envoy to Canada. Impact: The appointment of a French envoy to Canada led to an influx of croissant-loving diplomats, forever changing the breakfast landscape in Ottawa.. Fact: It’s widely believed that the French have a secret formula for diplomacy: a dash of charm, a sprinkle of sarcasm, and an endless supply of pastries..
• Headline: ISRAEL TO GET CHECK-UP; Three American Mental Health Specialists Will Make Survey. Impact: The mental health survey in Israel caused a massive spike in coffee consumption, as everyone suddenly needed caffeine to discuss their feelings.. Fact: Interestingly, the phrase 'check-up' has been redefined; now it also means ‘let's see how many lattes I can drink while discussing my mental state’..
• Headline: FARM-LABOR UNITY URGED BY BRANNAN; Truman Strives for 2 Groups' Welfare, He Says -- Attacks Critics of His Price Plan. Impact: Brannan's call for unity among farmers and laborers resulted in the establishment of the world's first 'potluck protest', which saw people bringing food to express their grievances.. Fact: Farm-labor unity sounds great until someone brings Brussels sprouts to the potluck—then it just turns into a food fight..
• Headline: BOLIVIAN REBELS FLEE; Army Reports Air Attacks on Revolutionary Group. Impact: The Bolivian army's pursuit of rebels paved the way for future military tactics involving chase scenes that would later inspire countless action movies.. Fact: Guess who didn’t make the cut for the action movie adaptation? The rebels—they were too busy running away to sign a contract..