JANUARY 17, 1948

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Life of Newton Chapin. Impact: Newton Chapin's life was like a pebble thrown into a pond; it created ripples of mediocrity that eventually led to the invention of the 'meh' emoji. Who knew one person's existence could lead to such a defining moment in digital communication?. Fact: Did you know that 'Chapin' is another word for 'to fail spectacularly'? Just kidding! But wouldn't that be ironic?.
• Headline: News of Food; A Small Restaurant on Third Avenue Is Typical of a Little Bistro in Brittany. Impact: The arrival of Italian Bel Paese cheese in NYC marked the beginning of a long-standing rivalry between Italian and French bistros, eventually leading to Michelin stars being awarded faster than you can say 'bistro culture.'. Fact: Did you know that this cheese was so beloved it inspired the phrase, 'When in doubt, cheese it out'?.
• Headline: TAX EXPERT URGES U.S. CUT SPENDING; Income Levy Relief for Both Individuals and Business Predicted in Talk Here. Impact: E C Alvord's call for spending cuts caused a national panic that inadvertently led to the creation of the 'DIY Home Improvement Show'—because nothing screams thrift like a half-finished basement.. Fact: Fun fact: $40 billion is actually the estimated amount spent on bad home improvement projects every year. Coincidence? I think not!.
• Headline: BIG SAVING REPORTED IN NEW POULTRY FEED. Impact: The new poultry feed invention was the breakthrough that led to the rise of 'super chickens,' which later formed a union demanding better living conditions and shorter work hours. Revolution is clucking on the horizon!. Fact: Did you know that chickens are the original influencers? They were the first to go viral—just ask Colonel Sanders!.
• Headline: CATHOLICS TO PRAY FOR UNION IN FAITH; Churches in Archdiocese Here to Join in Eight-Day Pleas All Over the World. Impact: The eight-day prayer for union in faith inadvertently started the global trend of collective wishful thinking—because what's more effective than a group of people hoping really hard?. Fact: Fun fact: If churches prayed as hard for unity as they did for better coffee, we'd probably already be in heaven!.
• Headline: LOUIS TOP 'DISAPPOINTER'; Bomber's Poor Showing Against Walcott Rated First in Poll. Impact: Louis's poor performance against Walcott inspired a new genre of motivational speaking: 'How to Fail Spectacularly and Still Be Famous.' It’s all about branding, folks!. Fact: Did you know that disappointment is just success waiting in line for its coffee? Just like Louis waiting for his next fight!.
• Headline: MRS. W. A. REESE. Impact: Mrs. W. A. Reese's life is a reminder that sometimes, behind every great man, there is a woman who is just trying to survive the chaos. Her story remains untold, but it inspired countless sitcoms.. Fact: Did you know that 'Mrs.' stands for 'Mighty Resilient Spouse'? At least, that's what I’m telling myself!.