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HEADLINES ON September 5, 1947
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- Headline: William S. Baldwin's Significant Role. Impact: If only Baldwin had invented the flying car instead of just being a guy. But alas, his mediocre reputation led to the rise of mediocre men everywhere, causing countless bad decisions in corporate boardrooms across the globe.. Fact: William S. Baldwin is now the unofficial poster child for 'just another guy in history.'.
- Headline: E.L. Beach: Noted Playwright Passes Away. Impact: Emmett L. Beach's death sent shockwaves through the playwright community, leading to a decade of theatrical performances featuring awkward pauses and existential dread. Thanks, Emmett.. Fact: His play 'Goose Hangs High' was ironically about the ups and downs of a chicken's life, which nobody really wanted to see..
- Headline: C. F. BATCHELDER, 94, CHICAGO CARTOONIST. Impact: C.F. Batchelder's cartoons inspired an entire generation of βfunnyβ social media memes, which ultimately led to the downfall of civilization as we know it. Thanks, Charles.. Fact: Batchelder was known for his uncanny ability to draw a mustache on anything, including the Mona Lisa. Art critics still donβt know how to feel about that..
- Headline: SOPHIE MAINTAINS OLD SKIRT LENGTHS; Shuns Bustles and Hip Pads as She Opposes a Return to 19th Century Styles. Impact: Sophieβs rebellion against bustles and hip pads sparked a revolution in the fashion world, paving the way for the 'no pants' movement of the 21st century. Bravo, Sophie!. Fact: Sophieβs fashion sense is directly responsible for the rise of sweatpants as acceptable public attire. Youβre welcome, world..
- Headline: BROOKLYN POLICE IN RECORD SHAKE-UP; 42 Detectives Are Transferred and 7 Others Demoted by Wallander Order. Impact: The Brooklyn police shake-up made headlines, but ultimately just sent the detectives on a wild goose chase for donuts, which led to a nationwide donut shortage that affected everyone from cops to kids.. Fact: In a twist of irony, the shake-up was also the first time anyone cared about Brooklyn's police force since the last time they shook hands with a donut..
Wall Street Time Machine
JNJ
Johnson & Johnson
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1947, it would be worth $3,433,943 today (3433.9x return)
PG
Procter & Gamble
Procter & Gamble - If you invested $1,000 in 1947, it would be worth $586,657 today (586.7x return)
KMB
Kimberly-Clark
Kimberly-Clark - If you invested $1,000 in 1947, it would be worth $147,887 today (147.9x return)