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HEADLINES ON August 27, 1947
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- Headline: Dr. William Barrett's Landmark Contribution. Impact: If Dr. William Barrett hadn't existed, we might never have had the Barrett family of bubble tea, which would have led to a global tea crisis. Just imagine a world without bubble tea! Chaos would ensue.. Fact: Dr. Barrett was known for his contributions to science, but nobody really talks about how he also invented the 'Barrett Bounce,' a dance move that never caught on. You're welcome!.
- Headline: Teen Age Shop's Back-to-School Show. Impact: The back-to-school show exaggerated the importance of shopping. Thus began the capitalist cycle of stress that leads to student loans and adult therapy sessions. Thanks, fashion!. Fact: Did you know that teenage angst was actually invented at a back-to-school show? It's true! The fashion was so bad that it sparked the need for rebellion..
- Headline: Major O'Brien Atkinson's Historic Speech. Impact: Maj. O'Brien Atkinson's military decisions led to a series of events that caused a butterfly effect, eventually resulting in a global shortage of good coffee. The world is suffering, folks!. Fact: Fun fact: Maj. Atkinson was once asked to lead a coffee tasting session. He declared himself 'Major Brew' for the day. The rest is history (or just a really bad pun)..
- Headline: STYLES COLORFUL FOR COLLEGE GIRL; Sophisticated Clothes Shown by Lord & Taylor -- Plaids Seen in New Treatment. Impact: The introduction of colorful styles for college girls led to a fashion revolution, which subsequently caused a rise in Instagram influencers and a decline in meaningful conversations. Coincidence? I think not.. Fact: Lord & Taylor once claimed to have invented the plaid pattern. They also invented 'plaid fatigue'βthe phenomenon of seeing so many plaids that you never want to see one again. It's a real struggle!.
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Johnson & Johnson
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1947, it would be worth $3,433,943 today (3433.9x return)
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Procter & Gamble
Procter & Gamble - If you invested $1,000 in 1947, it would be worth $586,657 today (586.7x return)
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Kimberly-Clark
Kimberly-Clark - If you invested $1,000 in 1947, it would be worth $147,887 today (147.9x return)