MAY 29, 1947

Full News Archive

• Headline: Rise in Health Concerns Reported. Impact: The rise in personal health problem appeals led to the creation of the world's first 'Health Complaining Olympics' where people compete in categories like 'Most Creative Ailment' and 'Best Excuse for Not Exercising.'. Fact: Did you know that the average person complains about their health at least three times a day? That's a gold medal performance in the Health Complaining Olympics!.
• Headline: Celebrating Mrs. Charles Magruder. Impact: Mrs. Charles Magruder's name went on to become a code phrase for 'the woman behind the man,' inspiring countless sitcoms and a few reality shows that no one asked for.. Fact: Did you know that Mrs. Charles Magruder was once the most common placeholder name for women in early 20th-century literature? It’s almost as if authors were afraid to give women identities!.
• Headline: Helicopter Rescues Cherry Crop in 1947. Impact: The helicopter's heroic cherry-saving mission sparked a new trend in agricultural aviation, leading to the invention of 'Crop Copters' that now patrol farms for any sign of fruit-threatening pests.. Fact: Did you know that cherry farmers now refer to low-flying helicopters as 'the cherry whisperers'? It's like a cherry spa day, but with more rotors!.
• Headline: FASHIONS IN BLACK FOR DINING SHOWN; French Originals Are Included in Presentation by Russeks of Sheers, Satins, Crepes. Impact: The fashion show featuring black dining outfits led to a global obsession with wearing formal attire at casual meals, resulting in millions of dinner guests feeling underdressed in sweatpants.. Fact: Did you know that wearing black to dinner is now considered a power move? Just don't confuse it with mourning attire, or you'll really bring the mood down!.
• Headline: Pig Iron Output Pushed. Impact: The push for pig iron output led to the establishment of a secret society of pig iron enthusiasts, who meet annually to discuss the merits of various alloys while snacking on bacon.. Fact: Did you know that pig iron is just iron with a little extra 'pork'? Just kidding! No pigs were harmed in the making of this iron..
• Headline: Rites for Congressman Bradley. Impact: Congressman Bradley's funeral became a rallying point, inspiring a movement that led to the invention of 'Congressional Memorial Day,' a day where no one can talk about politics—ever.. Fact: Did you know that Congressman Bradley was known for his love of puns? His final words were reportedly, 'I’m not dead yet; I’m just taking a long recess!'.
• Headline: HAMMERS CHOSEN HEAD OF SHRINERS; Resident of Pittsburgh Gets Imperial Potentate Rank at Annual Council of Order. Impact: The election of Hammers as head of the Shriners led to the establishment of an annual 'Hammers and Hats' festival, where everyone wears oversized hats and hammers are used as makeshift maracas.. Fact: Did you know the Shriners are only called 'Shriners' because they couldn't decide on a more serious name? 'The Brotherhood of Fun Hats' was a close second!.
• Headline: MORE FORSYTHIA PLANTED; Park Official to Place 3,000 Bushes All Over Brooklyn. Impact: Planting 3,000 forsythia bushes in Brooklyn marked the beginning of urban gardening trends that eventually led to rooftop farms and a fierce competition among hipsters to see who can grow the best organic kale.. Fact: Did you know that forsythia is often called the 'happy flower' because it blooms before anything else? It's like nature's way of saying, 'Get ready for spring, people!'.
• Headline: Rites Held for Perry Belmont. Impact: The funeral for Perry Belmont inspired a new trend in celebrity funerals, where attendees try to outdo each other with extravagant eulogies, leading to the rise of 'funeral influencers.'. Fact: Did you know that Perry Belmont was known for his larger-than-life personality? His funeral was reportedly the only one where guests were encouraged to bring party hats!.