AUGUST 3, 1946

Full News Archive

• Headline: Omaha Achieves Traffic Safety Milestone. Impact: The 169 days of safety led to a spike in people thinking they could take their eyes off the road while texting. Ironically, safety records can often cause a false sense of security, like wearing a helmet while riding a unicycle on a tightrope.. Fact: Did you know that Omaha only recently discovered that cars should not be considered ‘walking’ buddies? It’s a real breakthrough in traffic safety..
• Headline: STATE WARNS ON FOOD; Poor Refrigeration Is Blamed in Outbreaks of poisoning. Impact: If only refrigeration had been prioritized, we might have avoided the rise of food bloggers who think they’re Gordon Ramsay because they can microwave popcorn. Spoiled turkey has led to a whole culture of food safety awareness. Thanks, Kingston.. Fact: Fun fact: The best way to prevent food poisoning is to avoid eating anything that looks like it has been through a time warp..
• Headline: Truman Approves Measure For Revisions in Congress; Pleased, He Calls Reorganization a Major Advance Looking to Better Relations Between Government Branches. Impact: Truman’s approval may have seemed like a good idea at the time, but it led to generations of Congress members thinking they could actually get along. Spoiler alert: They can't.. Fact: Did you know that reorganizing a Congress is like trying to rearrange the furniture in a haunted house? It just makes everything more complicated..
• Headline: TWINS RECEIVE HEROIC FATHER'S MEDAL. Impact: The twins receiving their father’s medal sparked a wave of 'dad hero' stories, leading to an era where every father is either a superhero or a couch potato, depending on who you ask. The legacy of heroism continues to shift family dynamics.. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing more powerful than a father’s medal is his ability to embarrass his kids with old stories at family gatherings..
• Headline: OREGON LAND PLAN VETOED; Truman Disapproves Provisions for Handling Titles. Impact: Truman's veto may have stifled land development, but it also paved the way for Oregon to become the hipster capital of the U.S. where people grow organic kale instead of building houses. Thanks, Truman.. Fact: Fun fact: Vetoing land plans often leads to more coffee shops than actual homes. Priorities, right?.
• Headline: K-9 MISTAKES BOY FOR FOE; Khaki May Have Misled Dog Veteran, Official Says. Impact: A misunderstanding between a K-9 and a child could have led to a nationwide campaign for better dog training, resulting in dogs becoming the new 'man’s best friend'—or just a bad influence on children everywhere.. Fact: Did you know that K-9s are often trained to sniff out drugs, but apparently not trained to differentiate between a child and a foe? Talk about a missed opportunity!.
• Headline: 2 RABBIS SWINDLED IN 'GET RICH' PLANS; Accuse Religious Teacher Who Was Also Realty Man of the Theft of $50,700. Impact: The swindle of two rabbis may have sparked the beginning of a new genre of religious-themed scam alerts, leading to the rise of 'Get Rich Quick' schemes that are still haunting the internet today. Thanks a lot, Levine.. Fact: Did you know that ‘Get Rich Quick’ plans are basically just modern-day treasure maps, only there’s a 100% chance that the treasure is a scam?.