OCTOBER 24, 1944

Full News Archive

• Headline: Fordham Basketball Welcomes New Coach. Impact: If F. Adams hadn’t become the Fordham coach, the next decade of basketball could have turned into a sad circus of missed layups and questionable hairstyles. Who knows? The future of basketball fashion may have been drastically different.. Fact: Did you know that coaching basketball is just like herding cats? Except the cats are taller, can jump higher, and probably have better manners..
• Headline: Dewey Endorsed for Presidency in 1944. Impact: By endorsing Dewey, the Philadelphia Bulletin set off a chain reaction of editorial choices that would forever influence the political landscape. Who knew a newspaper could turn a quiet election into a soap opera?. Fact: Did you know that many presidential candidates are just like college students? They all promise change but often end up in the same dorm room... or White House..
• Headline: Peleliu Becomes Naval Air Transport Hub. Impact: Peleliu becoming a naval air base was like the universe saying, 'Here, have a strategic point that will haunt military strategists for decades!' Talk about a tropical vacation gone wrong.. Fact: Did you know that Peleliu is not just a military base? It’s also a prime example of how not to plan a vacation spot if you want peace and quiet..
• Headline: Berlin Rescinds Mass Evacuation Of Civilians in Rhineland Area; Berlin Rescinds Mass Evacuation Of Civilians in Rhineland Area. Impact: This decision rippled through time like a stone dropped in a pond, with waves of chaos and confusion spreading far beyond Berlin. It’s a reminder that sometimes, even the biggest decisions are just a flip of a coin.. Fact: Did you know that rescinding an evacuation is like telling a group of people to stay in a burning building? Historically speaking, it’s usually not the best idea..
• Headline: GUATEMALA JUNTA SELECTS CABINET; War Ministry Will Be Run by Government -- Ponce Flies to Mexico. Impact: The appointment of a new cabinet could be seen as the spark that ignited a series of power struggles, proving that in politics, if it isn’t a circus, it’s just a boring meeting.. Fact: Did you know that in politics, ‘cabinet’ is just a fancy way of saying ‘a group of people who can’t agree on lunch?’.
• Headline: WILSON IS FIRST IN WALK; Other New Yorkers Take the Next Three Places. Impact: Wilson’s walking victory meant that New Yorkers would forever be known as the fastest walkers in the country. This event is what led to the creation of the ‘New York Speed-Walk’—a competitive event where no one actually runs.. Fact: Did you know that in New York, walking is an extreme sport? The only rule is to dodge tourists and pigeons..
• Headline: Stoppage Halts AFL Magazine. Impact: The stoppage of AFL Magazine publication caused such a ruckus that it sent shockwaves through the typographical community, leading to a ‘Typographer’s Union’ that only meets during coffee breaks.. Fact: Did you know that a strike over magazine publication is the perfect excuse for procrastination? Because what’s a little wage dispute when you can binge-read the magazines that are still available?.
• Headline: BASEBALL CHECKS MAILED; World Series Split Sent to the Cardinals and Browns. Impact: When those checks hit the mail, they not only represented money but also the dreams of hopeful players. Little did they know, this moment would one day lead to fantasy baseball leagues where nerds would battle it out for imaginary glory.. Fact: Did you know that baseball checks are just like birthday cards? You get excited for a second, only to remember that it’s just money, not a puppy..
• Headline: CHERKASSKY PLAYS AT CARNEGIE HALL; Brahms' F Minor Sonata Is High Point of the Pianist's Uneven Performance. Impact: Cherkassky’s performance at Carnegie Hall was the start of the ‘performers who dare to be imperfect’ movement, which would lead to a generation of musicians embracing their inner flawed genius.. Fact: Did you know that performing at Carnegie Hall is like a rite of passage for musicians? It usually involves a lot of sweat, tears, and at least one broken string..