OCTOBER 12, 1944

Full News Archive

• Headline: Last Rites for Ex-President of Argentina. Impact: The last rites of Castillo sparked a nationwide debate about the state of political leadership in Argentina. This led to a series of protests, which eventually caused a butterfly effect that resulted in a cat meme going viral, forever altering the way Argentinians express political dissatisfaction.. Fact: Did you know that last rites are just a fancy way of saying, 'We’re about to pull the plug?'.
• Headline: Petrillo's Stand on Workforce Labor Dispute. Impact: Petrillo’s stand being sent to Vinson incited a series of bureaucratic delays that would eventually culminate in the invention of the ‘reply-all’ email, making office life just a tad more unbearable for everyone.. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing slower than a government telegram is a snail on vacation!.
• Headline: Strike Vote for Jersey Plant. Impact: The strike vote at the Jersey plant set off a chain reaction of labor movements, which eventually led to the creation of the ‘National Do Not Disturb’ sign for employees everywhere. Because, you know, silence is golden.. Fact: Spoiler alert: Striking for better wages doesn't involve actual picket signs made of gold..
• Headline: JAPANESE ARE DRIVEN FROM INDIA VILLAGE. Impact: The Japanese being driven from an Indian village led to a strange twist of fate where local wildlife suddenly became experts in guerrilla warfare, causing a rise in the animal rights movement due to their newly acquired combat skills.. Fact: The real tragedy here? The Japanese troops just wanted some good curry before heading back to their hills..
• Headline: Our Fighting Men in England Vote For Candidates in November Poll; Army Assigns Ballot Officer to Units of 150 and Through Posters and Films Provides All Facilities for Eligible Voters. Impact: The servicemen voting in England created a ripple effect that inspired future generations to think they could actually make a difference by voting... until they realized that their choices often lead to the same old circus.. Fact: Did you know? Voting from the front lines is still less stressful than trying to decide what to binge-watch on a Saturday night!.
• Headline: WLB, 8 TO 4, REFUSES TO ASK PRESIDENT TO END WAGE CURB; Says It Lacks Sufficient Data on Price Effect of Change in Little Steel Rule LABOR MEMBERS BITTER Charge Dereliction of Duty to Majority After Action Taken at Stormy Session WLB WILL NOT ASK END OF WAGE CURB. Impact: WLB's refusal to ask Roosevelt to end the wage curb inadvertently pushed workers to demand better wages, ultimately leading to the invention of the 'work hard, nap harder' philosophy. Because who doesn’t love a good nap?. Fact: The 'Little Steel Rule' should really have been renamed to 'Little Hope' based on its actual impact on wages..
• Headline: Agree on Hudson Coal Plan. Impact: The agreement on the Hudson Coal Plan led to a surprising increase in home heating fires, forcing people to rethink their entire relationship with fire safety—and also led to the invention of the 'fire drill'.. Fact: Pro tip: Coal is great for heating, but not so much for home décor unless you’re going for that 'post-apocalyptic chic' vibe..
• Headline: ROOSEVELT BACKS RESTORED POLAND; Tells Delegation Expressing Fear of Russia That None Knows True Situation ROOSEVELT BACKS RESTORED POLAND PRESIDENT MEETS WITH MEMORIAL COMMITTEE OF POLISH AMERICAN CONGRESS. Impact: Roosevelt's backing of restored Poland helped fuel the dreams of countless generations, giving rise to the Polish Pierogi—a culinary delight that would become the universal symbol of comfort food in times of crisis.. Fact: Did you know? The only thing that can unite people faster than a political speech is a plate of pierogi!.
• Headline: AWARD TO FLIER'S WIDOW; Mrs. Peter G. Lehman to Receive His Distinguished Flying Cross. Impact: The award to flier’s widow became a poignant reminder that sometimes, the best way to honor someone is to give their spouse a medal, which eventually leads to the trend of posthumous awards, paving the way for the 'Best Ghost' category in future awards shows.. Fact: Fun fact: The Distinguished Flying Cross is basically the universe’s way of saying, 'Sorry you lost your husband, but here’s a shiny thing!'.