SEPTEMBER 22, 1941

Full News Archive

• Headline: Biting Back Against War Profiteering. Impact: The battle against profiteers led to a secret society of chemists who vowed to create a potion that would nullify price hikes. Spoiler: they never succeeded, but they did invent some questionable hair products.. Fact: Price gouging has been around since the dawn of civilization. Apparently, some people believe that 'supply and demand' just means 'supply and rob you blind.'.
• Headline: New Memorial Chapel Inaugurated. Impact: The dedication of the chapel inspired future generations to dedicate buildings for every possible reason, including a chapel for lost socks. It's currently in construction.. Fact: Chapel dedications have been a thing since ancient times. Apparently, praying for a decent Wi-Fi signal is a modern twist on a very old tradition..
• Headline: Filipinos Innovate with Hemp Fiber Products. Impact: The development of hemp products sparked an underground revolution, leading to the creation of eco-friendly products that somehow also became the preferred material for tie-dye shirts.. Fact: Hemp can be turned into over 25,000 products. So if you ever needed a new pair of socks and a new car, hemp might just be your answer..
• Headline: Autoist Bags a Menagerie. Impact: The collision with animals led to a significant increase in awareness about wildlife safety. Consequently, animal crossing signs became a thing, along with the inevitable rise of 'roadkill cuisine' cookbooks.. Fact: In some places, hitting an animal while driving can lead to a bizarre legal battle over whether it was the animal's fault or the driver's for not checking their rearview mirror more often..
• Headline: CAT SAVES 3, DIES IN FIRE; Pet Wakes Sleeping Family, but Fails to Flee House Itself. Impact: This cat's brave act set off a chain reaction of heroic pets in the neighborhood, leading to a bizarre animal rescue organization that only accepts cats with capes.. Fact: Cats have been known to save their owners from fires, but they prefer to do it in dramatic fashion, like through a series of over-the-top meows that would make any Broadway star jealous..
• Headline: TURKISH CONSUL ENDS LIFE HERE; Mehmet Ali Yukselen, 51, III for Year, Strangles Himself in Bed With 2 Neckties WIFE DISCOVERS TRAGEDY Note Directs That He Be Buried in 'Very Simple Way' -- Cash for Funeral in Pocket. Impact: The tragic end of Mehmet Ali Yukselen led to a wave of awareness about mental health, which, conveniently, was ignored until the next scandal. But hey, at least some people got a good funeral out of it.. Fact: Strangely enough, this tragic event led to more people taking an interest in simple funerals, which ironically became a luxury service. Who knew simplicity could be so pricey?.
• Headline: 300 ATTEND PILGRIMAGE; Catholics at Convalescent Home in Spring Valley. Impact: The pilgrimage brought together a community that would later become known for their eccentric rituals, including an annual 'Blessing of the Bingo Cards' event.. Fact: Pilgrimages have been around for centuries, often leading to spiritual awakenings. Or, you know, just a really good Instagram photo..
• Headline: MRS. LEONARD L. HILL; Ex-Head of the Criterion Society, Widow of Advertising Executive. Impact: The death of Mrs. Leonard L. Hill led to a wave of interest in her deceased husband's advertising tactics, resulting in the birth of several 'How to Advertise Your Spouse's Death' workshops. Classy, right?. Fact: Advertising has evolved so much that it now includes tactics for literally everything, including how to sell your soul for a decent cup of coffee..
• Headline: RELIGION IS FOUND GAINING NEW POWER; Christianity Will Be Restored in Both Russia and Reich, Bishop Larned Says PAST PERSECUTION CITED Cornerstone of Parish House at All Saints Church in Bayside Is Laid. Impact: The bishop's sermon on the resurgence of Christianity sparked a movement that led to the creation of 'Christianity 2.0' – a version that now includes apps for prayer and a subscription service for daily blessings.. Fact: Religion gaining power has historically led to more power struggles, but at least now they come with catchy hashtags and sponsorship deals!.