NOVEMBER 6, 1940

Full News Archive

• Headline: Maine and Vermont Republican Election Results. Impact: If only Maine and Vermont had gone full-on Democrat, maybe we'd all be living in a utopia of maple syrup and Ben & Jerry's today, instead of whatever this current reality is. Thanks for nothing, pluralities!. Fact: Did you know that Maine is known for its lobsters, but apparently not for its political foresight?.
• Headline: FCC Investigation into Equipment Tampering. Impact: This tampering incident might have led to a series of conspiracy theories about the integrity of media equipment, eventually culminating in today's world where every tweet is treated as gospel truth. Thanks a lot, WOV!. Fact: Fun fact: 'tampering' sounds like a fancy word for 'I lost my remote and blame the universe.'.
• Headline: 1940 Election Impact in Idaho. Impact: Willkie's early lead could have changed the course of political history, leading to a timeline where a different president might have invented a new flavor of ice cream. Alas, history is cruel and unyielding.. Fact: Idaho is famous for potatoes, but not for their election results. Maybe they should stick to farming?.
• Headline: MARGIN IN INDIANA HELD BY ROOSEVELT; But the President's Lead in Willkie's Home State Is Narrow SENATOR MINTON IS AHEAD Sciricker, Democrat, Is on Top for Governor--Ludlow Is Re-elected to House. Impact: Roosevelt's narrow lead in Indiana could have shifted the entire election outcome, leading to a timeline where we all have to learn a different set of historical facts—yawn! Who needs change, right?. Fact: Senator Minton's name sounds like a fancy chocolate brand. If only politics were as sweet..
• Headline: Sunday Liquor Sale Voted. Impact: Ah yes, the decision to allow Sunday liquor sales. This pivotal moment might have led to an increase in Sunday brunches, which in turn created a thriving avocado toast economy. Look at the ripple effects!. Fact: Did you know that Sunday liquor sales were once illegal? Just imagine a world without mimosas on a lazy Sunday!.
• Headline: War Ruins Banknote Concern. Impact: The war ruining the banknote concern might have led to a series of unfortunate events where people started hoarding pennies instead. Imagine a world where every couch is stuffed with useless change!. Fact: Scrap metal is like the original recycling—who knew war could lead to greener practices?.
• Headline: NEVADA. Impact: Pittman's lead in Nevada could have inspired future politicians to think they could actually win without a massive campaign budget. Spoiler: they were wrong.. Fact: Nevada is known for its casinos, but somehow, every election feels like a gamble. How surprising!.
• Headline: CALIFORNIA GIVES LEAD TO PRESIDENT; Returns From 7,693 of State's 13,692 Precincts Put Him in Front by 239,000. Impact: Roosevelt's lead in California could have led to a timeline where Hollywood stars became political leaders, resulting in a reality show presidency. Oh wait, that happened, didn't it?. Fact: California's political landscape is as unpredictable as its weather. Bring an umbrella and a voting ballot!.
• Headline: Republicans Increase Majorities In the Legislature at Albany; Pick Up Two Seats in Senate, Net Gain of One in Assembly--Democrats, With Labor Help, Elect Two Erie Assemblymen. Impact: Republicans gaining majorities in the legislature could have led to a timeline where they actually found a way to agree on something—now that's an alternate universe I want to visit!. Fact: The only thing more surprising than political gains in Albany is that people are still surprised by political gains in Albany..
• Headline: Votes, Then Drops Dead. Impact: William J. Scales dropping dead after voting might have triggered a nationwide campaign for voting while healthy—because why not add more stress to the electoral process?. Fact: Voting is serious business; just remember to bring your pulse along with your voter ID!.