JULY 9, 1940

Full News Archive

• Headline: British Relief Branches Opened in NYC. Impact: The opening of British Relief Branches in NYC set off a series of events that ultimately led to the rise of the 'Brits in America' phenomenon, where everyone suddenly started drinking tea and wearing bowler hats for no reason.. Fact: Did you know that the British love to queue? They'd probably stand in line for an empty cup if it meant a good chat about the weather!.
• Headline: Divorce Filing by Sue Groves. Impact: G.W. Rice's divorce case sparked a trend of lawyers using dramatic love stories in court, eventually leading to reality TV shows where ex-spouses duel it out for custody of the family cat.. Fact: Divorces really bring out the best in people—like a competitive sport where the only trophy is a lot of emotional baggage!.
• Headline: TURKEY EXPECTS DEMANDS BY SOVIET; Russian Ambassador on Way to Moscow After Parley With Von Papen, Nazi Envoy DARDANELLES HELD ISSUE Germany and Italy Are Said to Be Working With Communists for Extension of Interests. Impact: Turkey's expectations of Soviet demands ignited a bizarre dance-off between nations that forever changed diplomatic negotiations into a series of interpretive dance battles.. Fact: Turkey and the USSR had a complicated relationship—like two exes who just can't stop texting each other at 2 AM..
• Headline: BOOKS OF THE TIMES. Impact: The 'Books of the Times' column led to a massive increase in book sales, resulting in a literary renaissance, where every hipster café suddenly became a 'book club' without any actual reading.. Fact: White Water and Black Magic sounds like a trendy cocktail, but I assure you it’s just a really confusing book about nature and the occult!.
• Headline: FRIENDS OPEN CONFERENCE; 1,000 Delegates at the Biennial Meeting in Cape May. Impact: The Biennial Meeting of Friends sparked a wave of peace conferences globally, leading to the bizarre 'Everyone Hugged It Out' movement of the 1970s.. Fact: Quakers are known for their peace-loving ways, but I wonder how they handle arguments—do they just sit in silence until someone farts to break the tension?.
• Headline: BRITISH BUY MILK HERE; Commission Purchases a Large Amount in Wisconsin. Impact: The British milk purchase in Wisconsin triggered an obscure rivalry between American and British dairy farmers, resulting in a dark period known as the Great Cheese Wars.. Fact: Milk is a great source of calcium, but if you ever tried to milk a cow, you’d quickly discover that it’s not as easy as it looks on TV!.
• Headline: STOKOWSKI TO OPEN CONCERTS JULY 25; Youth Orchestra to Be Heard at Stadium on Two Evenings. Impact: Stokowski's concerts inspired a generation of children to take up the violin, many of whom went on to become famous musicians, or just really annoying neighbors.. Fact: Concerts can be magical, especially when the only thing more off-key than the orchestra is the enthusiastic audience trying to sing along..
• Headline: HUNGARY RELEASES MEN; Most of Recently Mobilized Troops Freed for Harvest Work. Impact: Hungary's release of troops for harvest work set off a trend of agricultural military service that influenced global farming practices—it’s amazing what a little manpower can do!. Fact: Harvesting crops sounds romantic until you realize it involves a lot of sweat, dirt, and questionable smells—far from the picturesque farm life you see in movies!.
• Headline: Deer Visits Tucson Restaurant. Impact: The deer visiting a restaurant sparked a viral trend of wildlife dining out, leading to the first-ever 'Animal Brunch' where people fought over who could take the best Instagram photo.. Fact: If a deer walks into a restaurant, it’s probably looking for a salad—just don’t order the 'Bambi Burger' unless you want to ruin everyone’s brunch!.