FEBRUARY 28, 1940

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• Headline: Edie Estate Appraisal Results Revealed. Impact: The appraisal of Edie's estate created a whirlwind in the financial sector, leading to the rise of estate planning experts who soon realized their clients just wanted to avoid talking about death altogether.. Fact: Fun fact: Edie’s estate was valued at more than most people's 401(k) plans. Talk about financial goals!.
• Headline: Orders More Clothes in Show. Impact: The Boston censor's order for more clothing led to a nationwide trend of over-dressing, culminating in the creation of the 'over-the-top' fashion movement. Thanks for the inspiration, Boston!. Fact: Did you know that censorship in fashion is basically just a fancy way of saying, 'We can't handle your fabulousness?'.
• Headline: MASQUERADER SEIZED AS COLUMBIA THIEF; Man Who Posed as Student Is Accused of Dormitory Raids. Impact: C. McFadden's dormitory raids sparked a newfound appreciation for campus security. Universities across the nation began to invest heavily in surveillance, which led to a future where every student was basically living in a reality show.. Fact: Psst... being a 'student' in this case probably just meant 'professional thief with a good cover story'. Who knew college could be so thrilling?.
• Headline: ALLIED TRADE AIMS CAUSE WASHINGTON TO WEIGH REPRISAL; Senators Are Told by Wallace and Grady Action Is Possible as to Britain and France ARGENTINA IS MENTIONED Hull Treaties Provide Ample Weapons for Our Defense, the Witnesses State. Impact: The discussions on Allied trade and potential reprisals triggered a game of international chess that lasted decades, eventually leading to the creation of trade agreements that nobody really understood but everyone pretended to support.. Fact: Did you know that 'trade talks' are basically just polite arguments over who gets to keep the best snacks? Spoiler: it’s never you..
• Headline: HEADS COMMUNITY CENTER; Mrs. J.F. Green New President of Strykers Lane Auxiliary. Impact: Mrs. J.F. Green’s election as president of the community center led to a flurry of neighborhood gossip that would eventually inspire a reality TV show. Welcome to the drama of suburban life!. Fact: Fun fact: Community center presidents are just like the Kardashians, but with less plastic surgery and more bingo nights..
• Headline: ART IS EXHIBITED BY JAMES CHAPIN; Retrospective Show, Including Nearly 60 Works, Covers a Period of 16 Years HE LIVED 5 YEARS IN CABIN Portrayed Life and Character of New Jersey Hinterland-- Avoided 'Modernism'. Impact: James Chapin’s art exhibition sparked a renaissance of appreciation for 'real' art, leading to a backlash against modernism and encouraging hipsters everywhere to declare their disdain for anything created after 1950.. Fact: Art is subjective, but if you don’t understand it, just say, 'I like how it makes me feel.' Instant art critic status!.
• Headline: FRANK A. GANTERT; Head of Fidelity and Guaranty Fire Corporation in Baltimore. Impact: Frank A. Gantert's leadership in the fire corporation influenced a generation of safety regulations that ultimately led to the creation of fire drills, which remain a favorite pastime for students everywhere.. Fact: Did you know that fire drills are basically the adult version of a surprise pop quiz? Everyone hates it, but it’s probably for your own good!.
• Headline: DR. POOL CRITICIZES WORSHIP OF STATE; Says Humanity Must Turn Again to Old Order of Religion. Impact: Dr. Pool's criticism of state worship caused a philosophical stir that led to several movements questioning authority, ultimately paving the way for social media influencers to preach their own ‘truths’ to the masses.. Fact: Fun fact: The worship of state might have been the original hashtag before hashtags were even a thing. #StateWorshipIsSoLastCentury.