JULY 27, 1939

Full News Archive

• Headline: Milk Peddlers Receive Health Licenses. Impact: This event initiated the great 'Milk Wars' of the 20th century, where small-time peddlers would eventually inspire the rise of artisanal cheese shops, leading to the modern hipster obsession with all things dairy and obscure.. Fact: Did you know that milk was once seen as a dangerous substance? Back in the day, it was more likely to cause a riot than a calcium deficiency..
• Headline: NEW OIL PROPOSALS ARE GIVEN MEXICO; Castillo Najera Asserts They Were Sent by Richberg and Will Go Before Cardenas ENVOY FORESEES ACCORD Press Implies Companies Are Guilty of Sabotage--4 Killed, 5 Hurt in Peasant Clash. Impact: The oil proposals sparked a series of events that would lead to oil being the most fought-over substance in history. Who knew that black gold would cause so much drama, and not just in reality TV?. Fact: Oil conflicts have been known to cause more drama than a soap opera. If only they had thought to add a few love triangles..
• Headline: CANOE CROSSES ONTARIO; Teacher and Wife Are Caught in Lake Storm in 12-Foot Craft. Impact: This couple's charming canoe journey inadvertently inspired a new wave of couples' adventure blogs, where they would regale tales of their near-death experiences on the water as 'thrilling escapes.'. Fact: Canoeing during a storm is a classic case of 'let's make bad decisions together.' Nothing like a little turbulence to spice up a relationship!.
• Headline: Mars to Approach Nearest to Earth Today; Only 4% Beyond Closest Possible Point. Impact: This close encounter with Mars led to an explosive increase in sci-fi fandom, prompting generations to ponder if aliens would finally drop by for a friendly chat or just to take selfies with Earth's most confused inhabitants.. Fact: Mars has been the subject of human fascination for centuries, mainly because it’s one of the few places where you can ‘escape’ without leaving the planet..
• Headline: SLOVAKIA INCREASES STRICTURES ON JEWS; Partial Moratorium on Debts to Them Will Be Decreed. Impact: This dark turn of events foreshadowed the tragic horrors of persecution that would plague Europe, leaving a legacy of pain and resilience that still resonates today.. Fact: The impact of such policies would ripple through history, leading to a collective memory that reminds us of the importance of tolerance and humanity..
• Headline: SAYRE IS APPOINTED TO PHILIPPINES POST; Hull's Assistant on Trade Pacts Named to Succeed McNutt as High Commissioner. Impact: This appointment set the stage for a series of trade agreements that would eventually lead to the Philippines becoming a key player in international cuisine, firmly placing lumpia on the world map.. Fact: The only thing more complicated than trade agreements is trying to explain why your lumpia is better than anyone else's..
• Headline: WALKER VISITS LA GUARDIA; 'Very Nice,' Says Ex-Mayor of World's Fair City Hall. Impact: Ex-Mayor Walker’s charming visit would inspire a long line of politicians showing up just to say 'hello' in order to distract from actual pressing issues. Because nothing says 'I care' like a photo op.. Fact: In politics, a short visit often translates to long speeches about how everyone loves the sound of their own voice while doing nothing of substance..