DECEMBER 26, 1938

Full News Archive

• Headline: Italy Provokes France Over Territorial Claims. Impact: Daladier's trip to Tunisia and Corsica unwittingly set off a chain reaction of geopolitical tension that led to an unexpected surge in French cheese exports, because nothing says diplomacy like a good Camembert.. Fact: Did you know that France and Italy have been in a love-hate relationship since forever? It's like they're the Ross and Rachel of the European history!.
• Headline: Lima Conference Votes on 110 Projects. Impact: The 110 projects voted in Lima were so inspirational that they sparked a worldwide movement of doing things—something that hasn't been quite matched since. I mean, who knew voting could actually lead to action?. Fact: Fun fact: 'Parley' is just a fancy word for meeting, but it sounds way cooler, like something out of a pirate movie!.
• Headline: Vandenberg's Congressional Aims Unveiled. Impact: Vandenberg's demands for power and revisions echoed through time, ultimately inspiring countless memes about politicians asking for more power than they deserve. Thanks, Senator!. Fact: Senators asking for more power? Shocking! Next, you'll tell me they want more vacation days too!.
• Headline: PHILIPPINE 'BAD MAN' WHO FLED SURRENDERS; Innocent Man Killed in Hunt for Murderer of Radio Operator. Impact: The failed hunt for Balagtas led to an unintentional spike in true crime podcasts, as everyone loves a good story about mistaken identities and unfortunate fates.. Fact: Did you know that police blunders often make for the best true crime stories? If only they had a better PR team!.
• Headline: HERBERT, N. Y. U. STAR, ENTERS K. OF C. MEET; Will Strive for Third Straight Triumph in Columbus 500. Impact: Herbert's participation in the K. of C. meet became the catalyst for future athletes to overtrain, leading to an era of extreme sports and athletes who think they are invincible. Spoiler: they aren't.. Fact: Who knew that competing for a third straight triumph would lead to the rise of athlete burnout? Maybe they should've just taken a nap instead..
• Headline: EX-CLUB MANAGER DISAPPEARS AT SEA; Karl Meinel Is Believed to Have Jumped From Steamer on Way to Providence GRIEVED OVER DEAD WIFE Former Official at Carteret and Other Clubs Disconsolate Since She Ended Life. Impact: Meinel's disappearance at sea led to a new trend of dramatic exits from life, inspiring countless movies where the protagonist jumps off a steamer, only to be found years later in a remote location living their best life.. Fact: Suicide is a heavy topic, and while we can't joke about it, it's worth noting that many people have fascinating stories about how they overcame despair. Let's just focus on those!.
• Headline: U. S. AIMS AT LIMA SHARED BY BRITAIN; South American Interests of London Held Complementary to Those of Washington MENACE TO TRADE IS CITED Largest Single Source of Oil for Fleet Is Venezuela and the Surrounding Countries. Impact: The U.S. and Britain's shared aims at Lima inspired a long-standing tradition of backroom deals and whispered agreements, which somehow led to an increase in tea consumption in Washington. Coincidence? I think not.. Fact: British and American interests aligning? Shocking! Next, you'll tell me they agree on the best way to brew tea!.
• Headline: Baby Smothered in Bed. Impact: The tragic smothering incident led to a great societal fascination with parenting, resulting in the birth of countless parenting blogs that, surprisingly, often have little useful advice.. Fact: It's a sad fact, but this tragic event highlights the importance of safe sleeping practices for infants. Parenting is hard, but it shouldn't be a guessing game!.
• Headline: HAGUE AND SANTA VISIT ILL; Toys Given to 150 Children in Jersey City Medical Center. Impact: The joyous visit from Santa and Hague set off a wave of kindness that led to an annual 'Toys for Tots' program—proof that a little holiday cheer can go a long way, even in a hospital.. Fact: So Santa's real? I guess my childhood dreams aren't totally crushed. But seriously, who doesn’t love a good toy drive?.