NOVEMBER 15, 1938

Full News Archive

• Headline: Burke Urges Simpson to Resign Position. Impact: Burke's urging of Simpson to resign set off a chain reaction of political rivalries. If only they had known that this would lead to reality TV politicians decades later! Who knew drama could sell so well?. Fact: Fun fact: Resigning from political positions is now often followed by lucrative book deals and speaking tours. What a way to cash in on your poor judgment!.
• Headline: Auto Safety Innovations of 1938. Impact: This tire incident led to a future where every car came equipped with a spare tire, and tire manufacturers thrived. Little did they know, it also paved the way for the 'spare tire' dad bod aesthetic!. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'blown tire' has nothing to do with your driving skills after a night out?.
• Headline: U. S. LEADERS JOIN IN REBUKING REICH; Hoover, Landon, Ickes and Others Accuse Germany of Crime Against Civilization King for Recalling Envoy U. S. LEADERS JOIN IN REBUKING REICH MORE DENOUNCE BRUTALITY Church Council Issues a New List of Protests Warns on Mute Acceptance Stress Need for Joint Action Sees Growing Menace Plea Sent to Roosevelt. Impact: This rebuke against the Reich marked the beginning of diplomatic outrage that would echo through the ages. It was the moment when political leaders realized that saying 'no' was actually an option!. Fact: Ironically, the U.S. leaders' protests against brutality would later inspire a whole genre of protest songs. Thanks for the inspiration, guys!.
• Headline: Says Public Accepts Trade Law. Impact: The public's acceptance of the trade law led to endless debates on trade policies, which are still going strong. You know what they say: if it ain't broke, just keep discussing it ad nauseam!. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing more complicated than trade law is trying to explain it at a dinner party without putting everyone to sleep..
• Headline: Butcher Shop Robbed of $922. Impact: The robbery of a butcher shop foreshadowed future heists, paving the way for a slew of heist movies. Who knew that stealing pork chops would lead to cinematic masterpieces?. Fact: And to think, if only the robbers had decided to pursue a culinary career instead, they could have become celebrity chefs!.
• Headline: State Auto Registration 23,945 Over Last Year's. Impact: The spike in auto registrations predicted a future filled with traffic jams and road rage. Thanks to this trend, we can now enjoy the soothing sounds of honking horns and shouting drivers!. Fact: Did you know that the average person spends about 38 hours a year stuck in traffic? That’s a lot of time to listen to those motivational podcasts!.
• Headline: Murder Trial Jury Chosen. Impact: The selection of the jury for the De Lucas murder trial highlighted the importance of the jury system, inadvertently influencing countless legal dramas in film and television. Who knew justice could be so entertaining?. Fact: Fun fact: Jury duty is often seen as a civic duty, but many treat it like a mini vacation from work. Free lunch and a chance to judge others? Sign me up!.
• Headline: SHREDDED WHEAT' AN UNOWNED TITLE; High Court Rejects National Biscuit Petition for a Ban on Kellogg Product TERM IS CALLED GENERIC McReynolds and Butler Dissent-Rulings on Edison and Child Labor Cases Wait Picture Held Not at Issue. Impact: The Supreme Court's decision on Shredded Wheat created a precedent that made brands rethink their trademarks. Who knew a breakfast cereal could spark such a legal powder keg?. Fact: Ironically, the only thing more generic than a legal ruling on cereal trademarks is a plain bagel. At least the bagel doesn’t need a lawyer!.
• Headline: ILL PERUVIAN 'FLIES HERE; Makes Trip to Rochester, Minn., In 52 Hours for Treatment. Impact: The ill Peruvian's trip for treatment inadvertently inspired a new trend in medical tourism. Who would have thought flying across borders for health could become a booming industry?. Fact: And now, thanks to international travel, you can get a root canal while also enjoying a beach vacation. Multitasking at its finest!.