JULY 3, 1938

Full News Archive

• Headline: Four Advocates of Blockade Film. Impact: This headline sparked a nationwide obsession with movies that depict unnecessary conflicts. As a result, countless films about blockades and obstructions have been released, leading to a generation of filmgoers who are convinced that real life is just one long, dramatic standoff.. Fact: Fun fact: The word 'blockade' comes from the French word 'bloca,' which means 'to make a mess.' Irony, anyone?.
• Headline: Cornell Professor G. W. Cavanaugh Passes. Impact: Professor Cavanaugh’s untimely death sparked a wave of reforms in academia. His students, motivated by his legacy, fought for better regulations in food production which eventually led to the organic food movement. So, thank you, Professor Cavanaugh, for all those overpriced kale salads!. Fact: Cavanaugh’s research on industrial food production paved the way for the food science industry, which is responsible for both the deliciousness and the existential dread of our modern diets..
• Headline: SUBURBAN STANDS SUPPLY FIREWORKS; Flourishing Business Done as City Residents Buy in Westchester and Nassau Fireworks Sales in Nassau Two Fined in Brooklyn. Impact: The rise of suburban fireworks stands led to the annual tradition of neighborhood 'who can set off the most obnoxious fireworks' contests. This has planted the seeds for future generations to believe that noise pollution is the pinnacle of summer celebrations.. Fact: Did you know that fireworks were originally used to scare away evil spirits? Apparently, they didn't consider the city zoning laws in that plan!.
• Headline: Soviet Women Officers Fly Plane 1,498 Miles. Impact: This flight not only showcased the prowess of women in the Soviet military but also inspired countless women to take to the skies, leading to the rise of female aviators around the world. Who would have thought that a few miles in a plane could inspire a feminist revolution?. Fact: Interestingly, the first female pilots were often seen as 'too delicate' for flight. Clearly, they didn't know what kind of grit women could muster!.
• Headline: RADIO TO GIVE WARNING AT CROSSINGS. Impact: This initiative led to a society that became overly reliant on technology for basic safety, ultimately culminating in people ignoring all forms of warning signs. Because who needs common sense when you have a radio?. Fact: Fun fact: The first radio signal was sent in 1895. It took almost 30 years for someone to decide it should be used to prevent accidents. Priorities, am I right?.
• Headline: JAPANESE TROOPS PASS RIVER BOOM; Transport Goes Up Yangtze Beyond Matang in Drive Toward Hankow Chinese Again Bomb Fleet Japanese Transport Crosses River Boom, Landing Troops for Drive Up the Yangtze Ready for Stand at Hukow Flood Peril Along Yangtze PASS YANGTZE BOOM Chinese Bombed in Shansi. Impact: This military maneuver initiated a series of conflicts that would shape the geopolitical landscape of East Asia for decades. It’s like the world’s worst game of dominoes, but with real consequences.. Fact: The Yangtze River is the longest river in Asia, but sadly, it has been the backdrop for numerous conflicts throughout history. Water, water everywhere, but not a drop of peace..
• Headline: W. C. JOHNSON WEDS MARGUERITE WORTHEY; Ceremony Is Held in Chapel at East Orange, N. J.. Impact: This quaint wedding sparked a trend in East Orange where every couple suddenly believed they could have a fairy tale wedding too. Spoiler: They couldn't, but they sure did spend like it.. Fact: Did you know that wedding bells were once believed to ward off evil spirits? Ironically, they also seem to attract in-laws!.
• Headline: NEW SCOUT CAMP FOR BUFFALO. Impact: The establishment of this camp led to a generation of over-prepared kids who thought that knowing how to tie knots would get them out of any situation. Spoiler: It didn’t.. Fact: Fun fact: The first Boy Scout camp was held in 1907. Apparently, they figured camping out was a better idea than just staying home and playing video games!.