JUNE 17, 1938

Full News Archive

• Headline: Miss Laura Arnolds' Notable Achievement. Impact: If Laura Arnolds hadn't won Miss Whatever in 1932, the entire pageantry industry might have collapsed under the weight of mediocrity. Who knew that a crown could ripple through history like a stone thrown into a pond, leading us to the reality TV obsession of the 21st century?. Fact: Did you know that pageants were originally intended to promote tourism? Because nothing says 'travel destination' like a parade of sequined dresses and awkward interviews.
• Headline: Protests Erupt at Ford Plant. Impact: The 24 arrests at the Ford Plant acted like the first domino in a chain reaction, leading to a series of labor movements that eventually resulted in workers getting lunch breaks. Imagine how different the world would be if those handbills had gone unnoticed—workers might still be eating their sandwiches in dark corners!. Fact: Fun fact: The UAW (United Auto Workers) was so effective at organizing that they almost turned the Ford Plant into a unionized amusement park. Sadly, no roller coasters were ever built.
• Headline: JOSEPH H. BERKE; Taught Commercial Subjects in Newark High School. Impact: Joseph H. Berke teaching commercial subjects foreshadowed a future where students would learn how to sell their souls for a paycheck. His legacy: countless people with business degrees wondering why they can't find jobs. Fact: Did you know that 'commercial subjects' back then were often just code for 'how to not starve in a capitalist society'? Sounds like a fun class!.
• Headline: SATELLA S. WATERSTONE; Composer of Children's Songs and Co-founder of School. Impact: Satella S. Waterstone's children’s songs likely inspired future generations to pick up ukuleles and annoy their neighbors, impacting the music industry one questionable tune at a time. Thanks, Satella!. Fact: Fun fact: Children's songs are often just adults trying to remember their own childhoods—it's like therapy, but with more puppets.
• Headline: BESSIE WALD MARRIED; Daughter of Fort Totten Captain Bride of Lieut. N. L. Tittle. Impact: Bessie Wald marrying Lieutenant Tittle was a pivotal moment in the history of awkward family gatherings. Can you imagine the confusion at the wedding when everyone was trying to figure out how to address the bride's last name?. Fact: Did you know that marriage used to be more about alliances than love? We’ve come a long way—now we just swipe right for that!.
• Headline: Police Aide Guilty in Bombing. Impact: The conviction of Captain E.E. Kynette for attempted murder sent shockwaves through the police force, leading to stricter hiring practices. If only they had started with a personality test!. Fact: Here’s a fun thought: police aides have historically been known for their 'helpful' nature. Kynette just took that to a whole new level.
• Headline: MARY ANNE VIETOR MARRIED IN CHAPEL; Debutante of 1932 Is Wed to George Draper Arthur Jr. at St. Bartholomew's HER SISTER HONOR MAID Bishop J. T. Dallas Officiates--Bridegroom Kin of Early Mayor of New York Baron-Marks Silverman-Oestreicher. Impact: Mary Anne Vietor's wedding to George Draper Arthur Jr. was the kind of event that set a standard for future debutantes. Little did they know, the expectations placed on brides would lead to the invention of the term 'Bridezilla.'. Fact: Did you know that weddings used to involve dowries? Now, they just involve overpriced venues and questionable dietary choices!.
• Headline: EXCHANGE CREATES BUREAU FOR JOBS; Representatives of 20 Firms Organize to Help Financial Workers Find Positions Martin Outlines Objectives Move to Meet Emergency. Impact: The creation of a job bureau during an economic crisis was like throwing a life raft to a sinking ship. It might have been the beginning of corporate social responsibility—although that took a few decades to catch on fully. Fact: Fun fact: 'job exchange' sounds fancy, but it’s really just a bunch of people trying to convince others that their skills are worth paying for.
• Headline: JACOB ROTH DEAD, LEADER IN JERSEY; Banker and Realty Executive of Orange Former Official of Large Meat Concern ACTIVE IN WELFARE WORK He and His Brother Operate Chain of 126 Stores Which They Sold in 1929. Impact: Jacob Roth's passing marked the end of an era for Jersey banking and a subsequent surge in meat sales, as people turned to comfort food in their grief. His legacy was not only in finance but also in the realization that life is short—eat the burger. Fact: Did you know that Roth’s chain of stores sold meat? Talk about a career with a lot of 'beef' in it!.