MAY 11, 1938

Full News Archive

• Headline: Louise Muldener, Renowned Actress, Passes Away. Impact: Louise Muldener's death sent ripples through the fabric of theater, causing a butterfly effect that led to the invention of the 'drama llama'—a popular therapy animal for aspiring actors trying to cope with the pressures of auditions. Who knew it would come from a tragedy?. Fact: Did you know that Louise Muldener once shared the stage with legends like Edwin Booth? Makes you wonder if they had a backstage drama club that included secret handshakes and a 'no crying in theater' policy..
• Headline: Bacardi Secures Trademark Rights in Puerto Rico. Impact: Bacardi's legal victory paved the way for a global rum revolution. Little did they know, this would eventually lead to the creation of the rum-and-coke phenomenon that fueled countless college parties and regrettable decisions.. Fact: Did you know that Bacardi rum was once banned in the U.S. during Prohibition? Talk about a party foul on a national scale!.
• Headline: Chileans Embark on Historic Visit. Impact: The Chilean mission to visit Argentina and Brazil kickstarted a long-standing tradition of South American countries trading more than just soccer insults—like questionable fashion choices and a penchant for salsa dancing.. Fact: Did you know that Chileans and Argentinians have a friendly rivalry over who makes the best empanadas? Spoiler alert: it's a never-ending debate..
• Headline: Eight at Hunter to Be Honored. Impact: The honor bestowed upon eight individuals at Hunter College likely led to an increase in self-esteem and the eventual emergence of countless motivational speakers who now flood social media with 'inspirational' quotes.. Fact: Did you know the Sigma Tau Delta is an international English honor society? Because nothing says 'I love literature' like a group of people who can't stop talking about their favorite book!.
• Headline: 14 SUE DEWEY FOR JOBS; Ousted Process Servers of Old Regime Demand Places. Impact: The lawsuit by ousted process servers showed that even the most mundane jobs can lead to epic courtroom dramas. This event likely inspired countless legal dramas on television, where the protagonists always manage to win against absurd odds.. Fact: Did you know that suing for reinstatement is like auditioning for the role of 'most desperate employee'? You really have to bring your A-game to that courtroom!.
• Headline: BOLT STRIKES HOTEL; BRICK FALLS ON CAB; No One Hurt in Freak Mishap--Jersey Road Ripped Up. Impact: The freak lightning incident that struck the hotel and narrowly missed hitting a cab could have changed the course of weather reporting forever, leading to a new segment: 'Lightning Roulette—Will It Strike Today?'. Fact: Did you know that lightning strikes the Earth about 100 times every second? So, if you ever feel like you're having a shocking day, just remember: Mother Nature is working overtime!.
• Headline: ROOSEVELT AVOIDS COMMENT ON HAGUE; Sees Issue Not One for Him--Mayor Assailed by Church Group and Labor Leader Thomas Application Denied ROOSEVELT AVOIDS COMMENT ON HAGUE Diocese Condemns Policies Merchants Are Reassured Labor Leader Attacks Hague. Impact: Roosevelt's silence on Hague was the political equivalent of swiping left on a bad date—no one knew what he really thought, but it sparked endless speculation and conspiracy theories about secret alliances that never existed.. Fact: Did you know that avoiding comments on hot topics is a classic politician move? It’s like playing a game of dodgeball but with words—who knew politics could be so agile?.
• Headline: MENUHIN, VIOLINIST, TO WED THIS MONTH; Australian's Daughter to Be Bride--His Sister to Marry MENUHIN AND FIANCEE. Impact: Menuhin's engagement to an Australian's daughter not only united families but also led to an influx of violin enthusiasts trying to recreate their love story, resulting in a rise of romantic violin duets and awkward serenades.. Fact: Did you know Menuhin was not just a violinist but also a conductor? Talk about multitasking—he was probably conducting love too!.
• Headline: REPUBLICANS UNITE BEHIND BACON BILL FOR SPENDING CURB; Direct Fight in House to Clip Wings of WPA and PWA and Give States Relief Rule SHARP DEBATE OVER FUNDS Woodrum Says Critics Distort Figures on Outlay Called For in Recovery Measure Sees Peril to National-Credit Taber Says Many Lack Nerve REPUBLICANS UNITE BEHIND BACON BILL Woodrum Chides Bill's Critics. Impact: The Republican unification behind the Bacon Bill was the spark that ignited a series of debates about government spending, leading to the age-old question: 'Where's the bacon when you need it?' that still haunts political discussions today.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'pork barrel' in politics refers to government spending for localized projects? Ironically, it has nothing to do with actual bacon!.
• Headline: Church League Has Election. Impact: The Church League's election may have seemed trivial, but it sparked a movement among various clubs to hold annual elections, giving rise to the era of 'everyone gets a trophy'—minus the trophies, of course.. Fact: Did you know that church elections have more drama than most reality TV shows? The gossip alone could fill a season of 'Keeping Up with the Saints'!.