MARCH 6, 1938

Full News Archive

• Headline: Exploring Rare Books and Their Significance. Impact: The publication of 'Notes on Rare Books' inadvertently led to a surge in hipster bookstores and a cult-like following of bibliophiles who insist on smelling the pages of every book. This trend ultimately caused a minor shortage of tree pulp, leading to the invention of 'virtual books'—a concept eagerly adopted by lazy college students worldwide.. Fact: Did you know that the smell of old books is scientifically proven to be more addictive than chocolate? No wonder people hoard them!.
• Headline: Royal Mail Rider Injured at Grand National. Impact: The injury of E. Williams at the Grand National caused a ripple effect that led to the invention of inflatable horses, which are now popular in children's parties to avoid any further 'collarbone incidents.' Who knew a broken bone could spark a revolution in party planning?. Fact: Did you know that horse racing injuries are the leading cause of awkward family gatherings? Just imagine the conversations!.
• Headline: THREE QUIT POSTS OVER PARKWAY GIFT; Wallin, Swope, Ward Resign From Westchester Board in Protest on Action NOT CONSULTED ON MOVE Leaders Rebuke Supervisors for Offering Bronx River Highway to State Swope Explains His Stand. THREE QUIT POSTS OVER PARKWAY GIFT. Impact: The resignations over the Parkway gift sparked a series of local government protests that eventually led to a reality TV show titled 'Westchester's Biggest Losers.' Spoiler alert: it was canceled after one season due to lack of drama.. Fact: Did you know that protesting is considered a competitive sport in some parts of the world? Apparently, Westchester wasn't ready for the Olympics!.
• Headline: Electric Razors Provided In Staten Island Prison. Impact: The introduction of electric razors in Staten Island Prison sparked a nationwide debate on inmate grooming standards, leading to a bizarre trend of prison-themed barbershops that catered to hipsters seeking 'authentic experiences.'. Fact: Did you know that electric razors were invented to help people avoid awkward conversations about their facial hair? Apparently, even inmates need a little help with that..
• Headline: FOODS STERILIZED BY INVISIBLE RAYS; Two Scientists Develop a New Lamp for Refrigerators to Kill Harmful Germs MOLDY DUCK MADE EDIBLE Cheaper Meats and Economy in Preserving Larder Seen After 10-Year Research Musty Refrigerator His Inspiration Improved Lamp Developed Would Affect Cost of Meat. Impact: The development of invisible ray sterilization technology not only revolutionized the food industry but also inadvertently led to the creation of a secret society of germaphobes who believe they are the chosen protectors of the planet from unseen threats. They're still looking for a headquarters.. Fact: Did you know that moldy duck was once a delicacy in certain parts of the world? Clearly, we’ve come a long way—or have we?.
• Headline: IN THE REALM OF STAMPS; Postal Paper Is Voided by Unauthorized Bisecting--Other Philatelic Items North Pole Commemoratives Bisects From Abroad D'Annunzio in Philately 23 Authorized Varieties Postal War Armistice Gorky's Face Familiar New Air Mail Routes. Impact: The controversy over bisected stamps triggered a domino effect in the world of philately, leading to a black market for unauthorized stamps that fueled a whole subculture of rebellious postal enthusiasts. Who knew stamps could be so thrilling?. Fact: Did you know that philately is considered a gateway hobby? One minute you're collecting stamps, the next you're planning a heist to steal the rarest one!.
• Headline: MR. ALLEN'S CIVIL WAR STORY; The Author of "Anthony Adverse " Writes Again in Romantic Vein ACTION AT AQUILA. By Hervey Allen. 369 pp. New York: Farrar & Rinehart. $2.50.. Impact: Mr. Allen's Civil War story rekindled interest in historical fiction, which led to the explosion of the genre and an overwhelming amount of book adaptations. This, of course, resulted in Hollywood running out of original ideas—whoops!. Fact: Did you know that historical fiction often leads to more questions than answers? Just ask any history buff trying to explain why their favorite character isn’t in the textbook!.
• Headline: UNION SUED FOR $25,000; Damages in Strike Cited by Truck Concern Against Teamsters. Impact: The lawsuit against the Teamsters Union set a precedent for corporate lawsuits against labor unions, which eventually led to an entire genre of courtroom dramas on television. Now, every aspiring lawyer thinks they're destined for the big screen.. Fact: Did you know that suing someone can be more addictive than binge-watching reality TV? One leads to fame, the other to riches—if you’re lucky!.
• Headline: TOWARD A BUREAU OF FINE ARTS; The Acting President of Actors Equity Puts Forward the Case for the Coffee-Pepper Bill A BUREAU OF FINE ARTS. Impact: The push for a Bureau of Fine Arts became the catalyst for endless debates about what constitutes 'fine' art, eventually leading to the creation of an annual festival where people throw spaghetti at canvases and call it modern art.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'art is subjective' was actually coined by a frustrated artist trying to justify their macaroni masterpiece? True story!.