MAY 26, 1937

Full News Archive

• Headline: Tragic Death by Necktie. Impact: This tragic event highlighted the importance of mental health awareness, leading to the establishment of support networks that have saved countless lives over the decades.. Fact: Suicide prevention efforts have evolved significantly, with awareness campaigns emphasizing that reaching out for help is a sign of strength, not weakness..
• Headline: War Debt Duns Again Drafted. Impact: The relentless dunning for war debts created a ripple of financial anxiety that resulted in the creation of countless 'Get Rich Quick' schemes, most notably the infamous 'Sell Your Soul' package deal.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing worse than owing money to foreign nations is the feeling of debt that comes from binge-watching bad reality TV? It's a real epidemic..
• Headline: 83 IN WPA DISPUTE PICKET PAPER HERE; 250 Police Guard Daily News After Call for a 'Mighty Protest' on Editorials. Impact: This protest sparked a new era of editorial freedom that eventually led to the rise of clickbait headlines and the infamous phrase, 'You won't believe what happens next!'. Fact: Fun fact: The term 'mighty protest' was later replaced with 'mighty yawn' in response to the public's growing indifference to editorial disputes..
• Headline: Man, 78, Dies in Yonkers Fire. Impact: This event tragically underscores the importance of fire safety, leading to stricter regulations that have saved lives in the years since.. Fact: In the aftermath of such tragedies, communities often come together to improve safety measures, showing just how resilient humanity can be in the face of loss..
• Headline: YALE SEES ACTION ON DAVIS UPHELD; Disputes Association Council on Charge of Violating Academic Freedom. Impact: This incident triggered a long and winding road of academic disputes that eventually led to the creation of an entire genre of memes about professors being 'too woke.'. Fact: Did you know that academic freedom is highly valued, yet still doesn’t justify your professor showing up in pajamas to class? Some lines should never be crossed..
• Headline: Woman Freed in Pistol Case. Impact: Her release sparked discussions about gun rights and self-defense laws, eventually leading to the rise of the 'Second Amendment is my Spirit Animal' bumper sticker.. Fact: Fun fact: In America, the number of discussions about gun rights is only rivaled by the number of discussions about pizza toppings..
• Headline: Employes Form a Union In Big Milwaukee Bank. Impact: This union formation led to a wave of bank employees realizing they could actually have a say in their working conditions, which sadly didn’t include getting free lattes on Mondays.. Fact: Did you know that forming a union can be a lot like trying to convince your cat to take a bath? It requires a lot of patience and the understanding that it might not go as planned..
• Headline: KENNEDY APPOINTS AIDES; A. R. Graustein and Jay Dunne Take Maritime Commission Posts. Impact: Kennedy's appointments laid the groundwork for future political nepotism, reminding us that sometimes who you know trumps what you know—unless you’re trying to order a coffee.. Fact: Fun fact: The Maritime Commission was actually just a front for a group of pirates who decided to trade in their ships for political favors. Arrr, democracy!.