MARCH 22, 1937

Full News Archive

• Headline: Seegar's Victory in Jersey Shoot. Impact: Seegar's victory led to a surge in competitive shooting that eventually resulted in the invention of laser tag, because why not make shooting less lethal and way more fun?. Fact: A score of 94 is impressive, unless you're playing golf. In that case, you're just in the wrong game, my friend..
• Headline: Personal Morality and Civilization's Triumph. Impact: Dr. Simons probably didn't foresee that his call for personal morality would lead to a century of self-help books, yoga classes, and a booming market for overpriced crystals.. Fact: The phrase 'personal morality' has been used so often in politics that it should probably come with a side of fries and a soda for all the hot air that comes with it..
• Headline: PROTESTANTS SEEN AT MERCY OF FOES; Never Since Days of Christ Has a Religious Group Been So Defenseless, Ayer Says. Impact: Ayer's statement may have sparked a series of religious debates that ultimately led to the creation of reality TV—who knew faith could be so entertaining?. Fact: When you think about it, the phrase 'mercy of foes' sounds like a great title for a soap opera. Just imagine the drama!.
• Headline: 7 DIE IN PUERTO RICO RIOT, 50 INJURED AS POLICE FIRE ON FIGHTING NATIONALISTS; 26 SEIZED IN PONCE. Impact: The tragic events in Ponce sparked a series of movements for justice, igniting conversations about rights and freedoms that continue to echo through time.. Fact: Riots often get messy, but they also highlight the profound need for dialogue—something people seem to forget when tempers flare..
• Headline: BROOKHATTANS SHOW WAY; Beat Irish Americans, 5 to 4, In Exciting Soccer Game. Impact: This thrilling soccer match set the stage for a century of friendly rivalries, leading to the invention of the phrase 'friendly competition'—which is just a nice way to say 'we're still better than you.'. Fact: Soccer is the only sport where you can kick a ball for 90 minutes and still have no idea who just won. But hey, at least they get to run a lot!.
• Headline: MARSHALL GROUP BEATS SCANTHORN; Gains Fifth Victory in Row and Holds Lead in League Chess Tournament. Impact: Marshall's winning streak in chess led to the rise of chess streaming, making it possible for millions to watch others think for hours on end. Truly riveting stuff.. Fact: Chess is the only game where having a 'check' is more exciting than having a 'check' delivered to your mailbox..
• Headline: KATZENBACH IS FIRST BY NARROW MARGIN; Shows the Way to Pierson by One-tenth of a Second in Vermont Slalom Race. Impact: Katzenbach's photo finish sparked a national obsession with close races, eventually leading to Olympic sports where people race to the bathroom in record time.. Fact: One-tenth of a second is basically the time it takes to realize you forgot to set your alarm. You know, life-changing stuff..
• Headline: Rosedale Bob and Jacob Capture Field Stakes at Babylon; ALL-AGE LAURELS GO TO FAILE'S DOG. Impact: This dog race victory laid the groundwork for the future of canine celebrity—allowing dogs to become influencers and leading to the rise of pet Instagram accounts.. Fact: When dogs win races, it’s basically like they’ve won the canine lottery. Too bad they still have to deal with humans..