MARCH 2, 1937

Full News Archive

• Headline: John C. Evans: A Legacy in Politics. Impact: If John C. Evans had never been a surrogate, we might have had a different Oneida County altogether. Perhaps a county where everyone starts their day with a cup of tea instead of coffee. Imagine the chaos!. Fact: John C. Evans was so influential that if he had decided to open a bakery instead of serving in the assembly, we might have an entire generation of pastry-loving politicians..
• Headline: Kurt Ruhrseitz Passes Away in Germany. Impact: Kurt Ruhrseitz's untimely death in Germany sent shockwaves through the coaching community, leading to a mysterious increase in the number of coaches who mysteriously 'retired' early – perhaps to avoid a similar fate.. Fact: Kurt was not only a coach but also a conductor, proving once and for all that multitasking can indeed lead to an abrupt end..
• Headline: CONGRESS HONORS STUBBS; Adjourns Out of Respect to the Late Member--Funeral Friday. Impact: The Congress honoring Stubbs led to the creation of more 'honorary' titles than ever, causing a ripple effect where everyone suddenly wanted a street named after them. Spoiler: most of them are still waiting.. Fact: Henry E. Stubbs was so beloved that his funeral attracted more attendees than some politicians could ever hope for at their campaigns..
• Headline: MISS FLORENCE BENEDICT. Impact: Florence Benedict's presence in the headlines made her a minor celebrity, which led to a 20-year-long debate on whether Benedicts should be hollandaise or not. The culinary world was never the same.. Fact: Florence was rumored to have a secret recipe for the perfect eggs benedict, but sadly, it died with her—much like the hopes of many brunch enthusiasts..
• Headline: HENRY W. BREDER. Impact: Henry W. Breder's contributions to society were so impactful that they inspired several poorly made biopics that no one asked for. Hollywood loves a good tragedy, after all.. Fact: Henry W. Breder was known for his riveting speeches, which were so boring they actually helped people fall asleep—a true talent..
• Headline: EX-JUSTICE BARRETT; Chicagoan Dies on Visit Home After Winter in Florida. Impact: Geo F. Barrett's death caused an increase in memorial services, leading to an unintended side effect where people started planning their own funerals, just to avoid the awkwardness of last-minute arrangements.. Fact: Barrett’s last words reportedly were, 'I should have taken that vacation in Florida,' which is a lesson for us all..
• Headline: INJUNCTION LIMITS FANSTEEL PICKETS; Only About Ten PermittedThey Must Stay 300 Ft. Apart--Only Two Can Be at Gate. Impact: The injunction limiting Fansteel pickets marked the start of a long tradition of anti-picketing laws that would later inspire a whole new genre of protest songs—because nothing says rebellion like a catchy tune.. Fact: The only thing more ineffective than limiting pickets was trying to convince people to stop protesting with catchy slogans—because who doesn’t love a good chant?.
• Headline: LEHMAN TO PUSH CHILD LABOR VOTE; Will Do All in His Power, He Says, for Assembly Action to Ratify Amendment. Impact: Lehman’s push for child labor reform sparked a movement that eventually led to the rise of child actors, proving that sometimes fighting for children’s rights can lead to them being overworked in Hollywood instead.. Fact: Lehman’s efforts were so persuasive that even kids in candy stores started demanding better working conditions—who knew sugar could fuel such activism?.