FEBRUARY 2, 1937

Full News Archive

• Headline: Steel Mills Expansion in Pittsburgh. Impact: The construction of those mills in Pittsburgh led to an explosion of steel production that inadvertently created the world's first 'Steel City' cringe-worthy memes a century later. Who knew that iron and sarcasm would go hand in hand?. Fact: Fun fact: Steel was once considered the 'superfood' of construction—perfect for building everything from skyscrapers to your neighbor's questionable DIY projects.
• Headline: Columbia Gas and Standard Oil Deal. Impact: This gas line deal set the stage for future corporate mergers that would eventually lead to gas prices that could make a grown man cry—thank you, Columbia Gas and Standard Oil, for the heartache!. Fact: Did you know that natural gas is often humorously referred to as 'the cleanest fossil fuel'? Because nothing says 'clean' like the remnants of ancient swamp creatures being burned in your home.
• Headline: How Flood Crest Moves. Impact: This flood crest chart became a blueprint for future meteorologists, who would later realize that predicting weather was about as reliable as flipping a coin—thanks for nothing, science!. Fact: Did you know that flood crests are often referred to as 'the ultimate party crashers'? They show up uninvited and ruin your plans faster than a friend who 'just wants to hang out' during a study session.
• Headline: Named Italian Envoy to Rebels. Impact: The appointment of an envoy to the Spanish Rebel junta was the beginning of a complicated series of international relationships, leading to the phrase 'diplomatic hot potato'—which, ironically, was never served at any actual diplomatic gatherings. Fact: Did you know that diplomacy is just like high school drama, but with more paperwork and less chance of getting your crush to notice you?.
• Headline: BORAH URGES VOTE ON NEW DEAL POWER; Only the People Can Sanction Change to a Strong Central Authority, He Says. Impact: Borah's call for a vote on the New Deal power led to a political atmosphere so charged that it inspired future politicians to adopt the slogan 'Vote for Change!'—because nothing says 'trust us' like a vague campaign motto. Fact: Fun fact: The phrase 'strong central authority' is often translated in government circles to mean 'let's take the power and hope nobody notices.'.
• Headline: COLUMBIA ENROLLMENT UP; Gain for the Spring Semester Is Put at 4,000 Students. Impact: The enrollment surge at Columbia University heralded the rise of the 'overqualified barista'—a career path that would flourish in the decades to come, leaving academia scratching its head and coffee lovers thrilled. Fact: Did you know that college enrollment increases often correlate with more existential crises among students? It’s like going into debt to ask 'What am I doing with my life?' on a daily basis.
• Headline: CAIRO'S HOPES RISE; RIVER CREEPING UP, BUT NOT SO RAPIDLY; Wall Holds and Shows No Sign of Weakening-One Road of Escape Is Threatened. Impact: The flooding situation in Cairo, while alarming, turned into a historical lesson on urban planning that would lead future city planners to invent the concept of drainage—because who doesn't love a good flood control system?. Fact: Fun fact: The phrase 'water under the bridge' became popular after a particularly dramatic flooding incident in Cairo. It’s a reminder that sometimes the water just keeps rising, and so does the drama.