JANUARY 15, 1937

Full News Archive

• Headline: Rebel Fliers Drop Sausages for Leftists. Impact: The random act of dropping sausages from the sky sparked an underground sausage appreciation movement, leading to the eventual rise of gourmet hot dog food trucks in the 21st century. Who knew rebellion could be so delicious?. Fact: Did you know that sausage production is now considered a form of modern art? Welcome to the Sausage Renaissance!.
• Headline: Rubenstein-Lubell Historical Event. Impact: The union of Rubenstein and Lubell was the catalyst for a secret society of combo surnames that believe in the power of hyphenation, leading to a 200% increase in confusion at family reunions.. Fact: Did you know that historically, unhyphenated surnames were often seen as 'less committed'? Talk about pressure!.
• Headline: $910,000 IN GOLD ENGAGED; Shipment Will Come From England--Silver Price Declines.. Impact: The gold shipment sparked a massive gold rush where people thought they could mine their backyards, leading to a nationwide quest for buried treasure that ultimately ended in disappointment and very messy lawns.. Fact: Did you know that gold was once considered a great investment? Turns out, so are socks—at least they don’t require a shovel!.
• Headline: Tokyo 'Popeye' Sets Mark, Eating 4 Tons of Spinach. Impact: Tokyo's 'Popeye' became an international spinach ambassador, leading to the rise of spinach as the new kale in health food trends—who knew a cartoon character could change dietary preferences?. Fact: Did you know spinach can actually be used as a natural remedy for muscle cramps? Sorry, Popeye, but it doesn’t come in a can!.
• Headline: AN ACKNOWLEDGMENT. Impact: The acknowledgment of gifts led to the establishment of the National Acknowledgment Day, where people are required to thank their mailmen and baristas, creating a culture of gratitude that annoys introverts everywhere.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'thank you' has been scientifically proven to boost happiness? Just don't overdo it, or you might sound insincere!.
• Headline: FEARS FOOD RACKET IF TAMMANY WINS; Morgan Tells State Fruit Growers at Rochester of '$100,. 000,000 Annual Levy.'. Impact: Morgan's fear-mongering about Tammany's potential food racket led to the creation of a secret society of fruit growers that still meets to this day, plotting against overpriced organic markets.. Fact: Did you know that Tammany Hall was more than just a political machine? It was also a buffet of backdoor deals—who knew politics could be so tasty?.
• Headline: LITHOGRAPH BRINGS $1,010; Currier & Ives Piece Auctioned in Sale of Trowbridge Collection.. Impact: The lithograph sale reignited interest in classic art, causing a modern art backlash where every child with a crayon suddenly became the next Picasso.. Fact: Did you know that Currier & Ives prints are now considered vintage? Yes, your grandparents' artwork is now 'vintage chic'!.
• Headline: SISTER M. EDWARDA. Impact: Sister M. Edwarda's legacy led to a wave of nun-themed movies in the 21st century, inspiring generations to consider a life in the convent... or at least a fun Halloween costume.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'Sister' has been used in pop culture to denote both holiness and sass? It's a tough gig!.