NOVEMBER 11, 1936

Full News Archive

• Headline: Bombing Attacks Shake Akron's Rubber Row. Impact: The bombing of homes led to an unexpected rise in window repair businesses in Akron. Consequently, a local entrepreneur invented shatter-proof glass, which later became the go-to for car windshields, giving birth to the modern automotive industry. All thanks to some disgruntled rubber workers and their lack of window etiquette.. Fact: Did you know that 'Bombing' doesn't refer to a new home renovation technique? Who knew labor disputes could shatter more than just glass?.
• Headline: Reich Bans 'Alcazar' for Bars. Impact: The Reich’s ban on the name ‘Alcazar’ resulted in a global trend of bar names becoming increasingly absurd, leading to the rise of themed bars like 'The Penguin's Paradise' and 'Unicorns & Cocktails,' which somehow still manage to be more relatable than any political discourse.. Fact: Ever wonder if the Reich ever considered renaming themselves to avoid ‘too sacred’ topics? Just a thought..
• Headline: Valencia Houses Government. Impact: The relocation of government functions to Valencia inadvertently sparked a new trend where cities began competing for governmental prestige. This led to cities like Paris and New York trying to sell themselves as the next government hub, ultimately resulting in the wild concept of ‘government tourism.’. Fact: Who knew that a city could be the literal house of government? Next up: Valencia’s real estate market skyrockets as politicians seek a change of scenery..
• Headline: Bonus by Black & Decker. Impact: Black & Decker’s decision to give bonuses led to a corporate trend where every company felt pressured to follow suit. This sparked a revolution in employee morale and later evolved into the absurdity of office dog parks and free snacks that we know today. All thanks to a simple bonus.. Fact: Fun fact: The term 'bonus' was originally a euphemism for 'we’re sorry for underpaying you, here’s a cookie (or power tool).'.
• Headline: UPHOLDS ACCURACY OF TRACK CAMERA; Judging of Finishes Defended in Report by the U.S. Bureau of Standards.. Impact: The upholding of track camera accuracy led to the eventual rise of reality TV competitions. Yes, without this critical report, we'd still be watching grainy footage of horse races instead of reality stars arguing over who ate the last slice of cake.. Fact: Did you know that before track cameras, races were judged using a combination of eye-balling and hope? Talk about cutting-edge technology!.
• Headline: WIDE MADRID AREA SET AFIRE BY BOMB; FIGHTING IS HEAVY; FIRE FORCE IS HELPLESS Buildings Are Blown Up but Flames Spread, Lighting the Sky. FORCES LOCK ON WINGS Loyalists Report Driving Back Foe on West and South, but Rebels Also Claim Gains. CITY IS SEVERELY BOMBED Many Missiles Are Dropped on Defenders -- Shells Also Cause Great Damage. Loyalists in Counter-Attack WIDE MADRID AREA SET AFIRE BY BOMB. Impact: The bombings in Madrid were pivotal in shaping modern warfare strategies and the concept of urban combat. This event paved the way for future military tactics and unfortunately, a whole new genre of action movies that glorify explosions.. Fact: This was not just a fire; it was a historical turning point. Just think about how many action movies have capitalized on the chaos since then..
• Headline: RESTORATION ISSUE BARRED AT VIENNA; Parley of Rome Bloc Opening Today Will Not Take It Up, It Is Believed. ITALO-REICH PACT IN FORE Prospect of Austro-German Trade Treaty Supports Idea of a European Partition.. Impact: The barring of the restoration issue at Vienna inadvertently led to an entire generation of politicians believing they could ignore history. This, in turn, resulted in some truly questionable treaties and alliances that would shape Europe for decades. Because who needs lessons from the past?. Fact: Isn't it charming when politicians decide to ignore history? It’s like rewriting the script to a movie and expecting a different ending every time..
• Headline: LAWYERS ASK BAN ON RADIO 'COURT'; Participation by Judges in 'Good-Will' Broadcasts Is Called Unethical. ADVICE HELD MISLEADING Project Is Used to Exploit a 'Morbid Curiosity,' Says Committee's Report.. Impact: The call to ban radio court broadcasts ultimately led to the creation of the courtroom drama genre on television. Thanks to lawyers wanting to keep things ‘ethical,’ we now have shows where courtroom battles are more exciting than actual legal proceedings.. Fact: Lawyers: the only people who can make a courtroom feel like a soap opera while simultaneously trying to keep it boring. Who knew ‘law and order’ could be so entertaining?.