OCTOBER 28, 1936

Full News Archive

• Headline: Landon's West Virginia Political Tour. Impact: Landon's trip inadvertently leads to the creation of the famous 'West Virginia Road Trip' meme decades later, inspiring a generation of college students to embark on questionable adventures.. Fact: Did you know Landon's idea of a 'quick trip' is now what we call a 'family vacation'? Good luck with that!.
• Headline: New Greyhound Stock Listing Approved. Impact: This approval causes a ripple effect that leads to Greyhound's eventual dominance in the bus sector, making it the primary choice for those who like their travel experiences to feel like a rollercoaster ride without the fun.. Fact: Fun fact: Greyhound was once the only way to travel across the country without needing a time machine, but who needs that when you can sit next to a stranger for 12 hours?.
• Headline: Britain Protests Japan's Naval Visit. Impact: This protest sets in motion a series of diplomatic events that ultimately results in the invention of the 'diplomatic incident' as an excuse for not attending parties.. Fact: Did you know that protesting could have been a popular Olympic sport if only the stakes were higher? Maybe we should have added that instead of curling..
• Headline: FORECLOSURE BAN DENIED; Mrs. Bacon Disputes Roosevelt, Citing 38,000 Actions.. Impact: Mrs. Bacon's challenge leads to a legal precedent that inspires the creation of the phrase 'not my bacon' whenever someone disputes a government policy, echoing through legal jargon for generations.. Fact: Did you know that Mrs. Bacon is the original 'not my president' meme, just without the internet? Imagine the hashtags!.
• Headline: Florida Inquiry Ordered. Impact: This inquiry lays the groundwork for Florida becoming the state where all bizarre news stories originate, eventually leading to the phrase 'only in Florida' becoming a cultural staple.. Fact: Did you know that Florida's motto might as well be 'We have no idea what we're doing,' given their track record?.
• Headline: DELAWARE LIKELY TO BACK ROOSEVELT; Democratic State Chairman Says President Will Win There by 12,000 Votes. REPUBLICAN SPLIT FACTOR Chief Battle Centers on Governorship and Senatorship, With Outcome in Doubt.. Impact: This political maneuvering sets off the long-standing tradition of political parties bickering over Delaware, leading to a yearly event known as 'Delaware Day' where nobody knows what they're celebrating.. Fact: Did you know that Delaware's state motto could easily be 'We're not New Jersey'? That’s the real battle here..
• Headline: MARSHALL FIELD OUT FOR ROOSEVELT; He Endorses Wasserman-Paul-Biddle Statement on Political and Economic Situation. PRICE FIXING IS OPPOSED But Group of 30 From All Over the Country Approves Monetary System.. Impact: Marshall Field's endorsement leads to a chain reaction of endorsements that eventually prompts future politicians to adopt increasingly outrageous slogans, culminating in today's cringe-worthy campaign ads.. Fact: Did you know that price fixing was once considered a fun party trick before it became illegal? Ah, the good old days!.
• Headline: Front Page 3 -- No Title. Impact: This tragic event becomes a pivotal moment in history, prompting stricter safety regulations and eventually leading to the invention of the helmet—because apparently, common sense wasn’t a thing back then.. Fact: In all seriousness, this event underscores how quick accidents can change safety protocols, a lesson that still eludes some people today..
• Headline: 26 STATES SET DRY VOTE; Prohibition Heads Point to Record in Support of Claims of Growth.. Impact: Prohibition leads to an underground economy that inspires future generations to think that 'forbidden' always translates to 'desirable,' giving birth to speakeasies and hipster bars everywhere.. Fact: Did you know that the Prohibition era was basically a giant 'don't touch that' sign that made everyone want to touch it even more? Classic reverse psychology!.
• Headline: Mrs. Boettiger Guest at Tea. Impact: Mrs. Boettiger’s tea party becomes a legendary gathering that inspires future generations to believe that sipping tea is a valid form of political discourse, giving rise to the term 'tea party' in a completely different context.. Fact: Did you know that tea parties have been around long before they became political? Back then, it was all about the scones and gossip—much more civilized!.