OCTOBER 24, 1936

Full News Archive

• Headline: New Deal Wins Student Poll. Impact: This poll swayed the youth of America towards the New Deal, which led to a generation of college students believing they could actually get jobs after graduation. Spoiler: They couldn't, but it did lead to the invention of ramen noodles.. Fact: Did you know that the New Deal was actually just FDR's way of getting more people to play Monopoly? It's all about the money, baby!.
• Headline: Continental's Record Gas Strike Milestone. Impact: This gas strike not only provided Texas with a surge in energy but also led to the future invention of the gas-guzzling SUV. Thanks, Continental! You single-handedly made road trips way less eco-friendly.. Fact: Ever wonder why gas prices are so high? Just think of it as a tribute to this moment in history where they decided to strike it rich... literally..
• Headline: Germany and Italy Unite in 1936. Impact: This agreement set off a chain reaction that would eventually lead to World War II. Who knew that a little chit-chat could lead to global chaos? It's like the worst group project ever.. Fact: Fun fact: They actually considered forming a band instead of a military alliance. Can you imagine the hits? 'Axis of Evil' could've been a chart-topper!.
• Headline: GEORGE WASHINGTON WINS IN LAST MINUTE; Beats Wake Forest, 13 to 12, Kaufman's Pass to Turner Deciding the Game.. Impact: This thrilling last-minute victory inspired future generations to believe in the power of teamwork, leading to a multitude of inspirational sports movies. Thanks, Washington, for making us all weep at halftime.. Fact: Did you know George Washington was actually a terrible shot? He just happened to be great at throwing a football. Who knew the founding fathers were so versatile?.
• Headline: Gottharcl Henn Funeral. Impact: The passing of Gottharcl Henn left a significant void in his community, sparking a series of memorials that eventually led to the establishment of 'National Grief Awareness Week.' Because nothing says 'we care' like a designated week.. Fact: Fun fact: Gottharcl Henn once tried to invent a new type of biodegradable coffin. It did not go well, but hey, at least he was trying to save the planet!.
• Headline: SERVICES FOR COL. WRIGHT; Full Military Honors for Guard Leader at Rites Tomorrow.. Impact: Col. Wright's funeral brought attention to military honors, eventually leading to the creation of a national standard for how we honor our heroes. A small step for one colonel, a giant leap for pomp and circumstance.. Fact: Did you know that Col. Wright was known for his impeccable mustache? Historians argue it was a key factor in his leadership skills. Mustaches: the original power move..
• Headline: PUBLIC Ibl DETROIT TO HONOR COUZEHS; His Body Will Lie in State in Mayor's Office He Left to Enter the Senate,. Impact: This public honor ensured that future politicians would think twice before leaving their local government for bigger positions. Nothing says 'loyalty' like a dead body in the mayor's office.. Fact: Did you know that lying in state was originally suggested as a way to keep politicians from making bad decisions? Clearly, it didn't work out as planned..
• Headline: $3,500 GEMS FISHED FROM 1ST AV. SEWER; Police Get Glittering Haul After Hour of Angling as 100 Spectators Gape. LOOT TAKEN FROM WOMAN Two Boys, Seized, Admit They Snatched Purse and Threw Away All but Cash.. Impact: This incident led to a new trend of treasure hunting in sewers, giving rise to reality shows like 'Sewage Scavengers.' Who knew the next big thing would be so... stinky?. Fact: Ever wonder what the best way to get rich quick is? Apparently, it involves a sewer and a pair of very bad decision-making skills. Sign me up!.
• Headline: DUQUESNE IS UPSET BY W.VA. WESLEYAN; Bobcats' 2-0 Victory Sends Pitt's Conqueror Tumbling From Football Heights.. Impact: This upset not only shook the sports world but also made future underdogs believe they could achieve anything, leading to a slew of feel-good movies. 'The Little Team That Could' was born.. Fact: Did you know that the upset was so shocking that it led the winning team to think they could take on the world? Turns out, they could barely take on pizza after the game..