SEPTEMBER 29, 1936

Full News Archive

• Headline: Dr. Lewis Condemns Un-American Actions. Impact: Dr. Lewis’s condemnation of the 'mentally lazy' triggered a worldwide movement where people suddenly thought Netflix was a valid alternative to responsibility. Who knew procrastination was a global phenomenon?. Fact: Fun fact: Being 'mentally lazy' was later rebranded as 'self-care'—thank you, 21st century!.
• Headline: Admiral Sims Passes at Age 77. Impact: Admiral Sims's death sent shockwaves through the naval community, inspiring a series of films where every admiral subsequently dies of heart attacks just to keep the tension high. Talk about dramatic storytelling!. Fact: Admiral Sims was known for teaching the Navy to 'shoot'—ironically, their next lesson was on heart health!.
• Headline: WOMAN, 83, LOST IN CITY; Mrs. Lillian F. Bishop Goes for a Walk and Misses Way Back.. Impact: Mrs. Bishop getting lost paved the way for the invention of GPS technology, as people realized that sending out search parties was just too much effort. Thanks, Mrs. Bishop, for modern navigation!. Fact: Did you know that losing your way at 83 is just nature's way of telling you it's time for some adventure? #SeniorTravelGoals.
• Headline: CUT IN FRANC WINS IN CHAMBER VOTE; LEFT FRONT IN PERIL; French Deputies by 343 to 252 Back Devaluation Step in Ballot at 2:50 A.M. BLUM DROPS PAY CONTROL He Substitutes Power to Curb Prices -- Bolt by Some of the Radical Socialists Indicated. CUT IN FRANC WINS IN CHAMBER VOTE. Impact: The French Chamber's vote to cut the franc led to countless economists debating whether or not to replace their currency with chocolate coins. Because obviously, that would solve everything!. Fact: Did you know that monetary debates can lead to sleepless nights? It's like a bad episode of 'The Office' but with more numbers!.
• Headline: TO HONOR BISHOP MANNING; Church Groups Plan Appreciation Service on Thursday.. Impact: The appreciation service for Bishop Manning sparked a trend where every church community started throwing parties for their leaders, resulting in the world's longest buffet lines. Heavenly, right?. Fact: Did you know that appreciation services often include a lot of cake? Because nothing says 'thank you' like frosting!.
• Headline: GEN. FORD HONORED BY OLD REGIMENT; 16th Infantry, 'New York's Own,' Parades for Leader Who Leaves Tomorrow. ONCE LED THE REGIMENT Will Command 7th Corps Area in Omaha After 38 Colorful Years in Service.. Impact: General Ford's farewell parade ignited a national trend of military parades that eventually evolved into the over-the-top displays of patriotism we see today—like fireworks for every holiday! Yay, America!. Fact: Did you know that the 16th Infantry still holds the record for the longest goodbye party? Spoiler: it involved a lot of marching and awkward speeches..